ok.. its official.. im the biggest retard ever.. besides that willian hung fella....
woke up this morning, had to wiggle my way outta all the animals on my bed... walked to bathroom... did my thing, brushed my teeth.. looked at myself and said "damn i look like poo-ey".. let dogs outside, fed the fish.. and cats.. lets dogs back in...
walked around a bit, started some coffee... stretched and stuff. doorbell rings... im thinking "who the hell is at my house at 630 in the morning" go to answer door, its my little old grannie neighbor Lorie, she is giving everyone free newspapers about colin powells resignation... Im talking to her and junk, not noticing ANYTHING WRONG. shes smiling and stuff at me, im thinkin... old ladies are so cute. i go back inside...
stopped, thought to myself 'my she was awfully happy this morning'... itched my chest cause i do that when i think too much... and come to find out... my boob was exposed from my tanktop the WHOLE time.
I WAS PULLIN A GOSH DURN TARA REID ON THE OLD LADY
hahaha. man o man.
i feel so violated.
i dont whether the fact that my boob was chillin makes me feel uneasy...
or the fact that the old bag kept SMILING at me.. eww.
but i figured iwould share that, im sure that everyone needs a good smile this morning.. knowing that i made myself out to be a total tard in front of senior citizens
woke up this morning, had to wiggle my way outta all the animals on my bed... walked to bathroom... did my thing, brushed my teeth.. looked at myself and said "damn i look like poo-ey".. let dogs outside, fed the fish.. and cats.. lets dogs back in...
walked around a bit, started some coffee... stretched and stuff. doorbell rings... im thinking "who the hell is at my house at 630 in the morning" go to answer door, its my little old grannie neighbor Lorie, she is giving everyone free newspapers about colin powells resignation... Im talking to her and junk, not noticing ANYTHING WRONG. shes smiling and stuff at me, im thinkin... old ladies are so cute. i go back inside...
stopped, thought to myself 'my she was awfully happy this morning'... itched my chest cause i do that when i think too much... and come to find out... my boob was exposed from my tanktop the WHOLE time.
I WAS PULLIN A GOSH DURN TARA REID ON THE OLD LADY
hahaha. man o man.
i feel so violated.
i dont whether the fact that my boob was chillin makes me feel uneasy...
or the fact that the old bag kept SMILING at me.. eww.
but i figured iwould share that, im sure that everyone needs a good smile this morning.. knowing that i made myself out to be a total tard in front of senior citizens
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