Last night was a movie. I was called "Night of the Cougars". Awful and fun all at the same time. I actually had a woman pull out a piece of paper and read pre-fab pick-up lines off of it. What the hell is going on? I look around and see a bunch of sausage with all of the personality of ground lips and assholes, and many of the women - not much better. Perhaps I'm sausage and I just don't know it but to the casual observer I am nothing better than bratwurst. Nah, I doubt it. I don't think Uber would hang with saus.
Anyways - it was fun. In between deflecting feline predators - I actually met someone pretty cool. The gems in the shite shine so much brighter.
Today saw a late start and a nice ride out into the country. It was fast and satisfying. I'm becoming a bike-junkie. Pics to come... Oh, and an email from an old ex - which was a complete surprise. A nice one though. I have to admit I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than entertain love again... nothing to see here.
Anyways - it was fun. In between deflecting feline predators - I actually met someone pretty cool. The gems in the shite shine so much brighter.
Today saw a late start and a nice ride out into the country. It was fast and satisfying. I'm becoming a bike-junkie. Pics to come... Oh, and an email from an old ex - which was a complete surprise. A nice one though. I have to admit I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than entertain love again... nothing to see here.
sounds like words of caution to me, Slow...
and some more Slow quoting:
" I look around and see a bunch of sausage with all of the personality of ground lips and assholes"
ummm, welcome to my view of most males (take no offense, though - you definitely smell like kielbasa to me) ... oh, damn, this ongoing street meat analogy is starting to really turn my stomach
oh, oh, one more:
"I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than entertain love again"
ok, that just sounds purely dismal, somewhat defeatist, undeniably wounded and cynical. You are now the official front-man of the Morose Performance Art Trio. btw, you don't entertain love - love entertains you!