this island is a great album 
zanafar:
Um......?????
moo
zanafar:
heehee.....funny cow story.....When my family fist came to WV, some farm kids took my brother out cow tipping.
He tryed to knock over a bull. Problem was that the bull was still awake....he chased me brother all the away out of the field and my bro had to hurdle an electric fence to get away
He tryed to knock over a bull. Problem was that the bull was still awake....he chased me brother all the away out of the field and my bro had to hurdle an electric fence to get away
i want to ride a mechanical bull
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zanafar:
.....and I'll have the first-aid kit ready
fisticuffs:
don't lose your virginity to it.... damn mechanical bulls....
i think i like randi... 
zanafar:
Does she make you happy in the pants?
jesus was an architect 
zanafar:
Thats funny.....I thought he was a goal post
(I would like to publicly apologize to all christians and anyone else who may be offended by the above comment. It was unjustified and wrong.)
(ITS GOOD!!! )
(I would like to publicly apologize to all christians and anyone else who may be offended by the above comment. It was unjustified and wrong.)
(ITS GOOD!!!
)
zanafar:
HEY...the onion!!!
Havent seen it in a while......a friend I had in the army got it all the time though
Havent seen it in a while......a friend I had in the army got it all the time though
sg...its like a sore penis, you can't beat it
zanafar:
The irony here is that SG leds to the penis getting sore
Today was a waste. I slept all the sleep out of my body and and watched movies. Sometimes it is really nice to decompress. Now I'm off to work out and eat a nice healthy dinner. Maybe sushi?
zanafar:
Relaxing is never a waste
i love denver
zanafar:
"country roads.......
take me home......
to the place......
I belong........."
What? You just said that you like John Denver
take me home......
to the place......
I belong........."
What? You just said that you like John Denver
zanafar:
Okay.....bob denver......sue me
what day is it?
zanafar:
Its the day after yesterday
drive drunk! its really smart!
All the cool dead kids are doing it!
If you need a dd call me!
All the cool dead kids are doing it!
If you need a dd call me!
tdoggy33:
(hic) i think i need a ride..have a good new years, i am doing it alcohol free this year
zanafar:
I dont drink at all so you dont have to worry about me
i can bowl. I am a bowler... I fuckin rule!!! seriously!
zanafar:
Why do they call it bowling when bowls have nothing to do with it? 