I haven't felt this good since election day 1994!
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I have found the perfect willow switch, and will commence self-flagellation as soon as I finish writing the word "fiery" 1000 times.
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sammaelhain23:
what was the deal with the blank post in the current events "republicans have all the marbles..we're fucked" thread?
sammaelhain23:
Oct 31, 2002 12:38 PM
Shit, maybe it was George Bush. First Senator Wellstone, now this.
All our heroes.
*snif*
Too funny. This nearly cost me my cup of coffee.
Shit, maybe it was George Bush. First Senator Wellstone, now this.
All our heroes.
*snif*
Too funny. This nearly cost me my cup of coffee.
It's RAINING here!
So I e-mailed my Branch Manager (the officer in DC who arranges assignments) and asked her to put my name on a PostIt, reminding her I'd be interested in helping out in Iraq.
What the heck, huh?
So I e-mailed my Branch Manager (the officer in DC who arranges assignments) and asked her to put my name on a PostIt, reminding her I'd be interested in helping out in Iraq.
What the heck, huh?
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redskull:
...but still, a fine fantasy to have...
keep reaching for that rainbow, doc
keep reaching for that rainbow, doc
chiquita:
ha ha HA!! girlblue rules all the schools for seeing that "computer glitch!!" who's laughing now, punk?! 
and you just keep your soup making intentions over there in pyramid-land!
and you just keep your soup making intentions over there in pyramid-land!
Aaack. I simply DON'T want to get up and go running at 5am!!!
takora:
Hello. I have what I believe is an old, metal tri-fold gynecological exam table (I can post photos if interested). There are small structures on the sides that I assume are intended to hold the stirrups. Do you know of any places where I might be able to find a set of stirrups for it? I have had this for many years, and I would like to restore it as nicely and completely as possible.
Oh, I am a good friend of Betsy's (and I assume she'll vouch for me). Sorry if this message sounds a bit odd, but I am 100% serious!
Be well, Tak
Oh, I am a good friend of Betsy's (and I assume she'll vouch for me). Sorry if this message sounds a bit odd, but I am 100% serious!
Be well, Tak
froggy:
how far did you guys run? we did a measly 2 mi. today. what do you run your's in? oh and got any running advice for someone with that tricky i.t. band problem? i am stretching but it's still a problem... got a p2 profile for me? (just kidding...)
My roommate puts the coffee mugs in the cabinet upsidedown after they've dried. I grabbed one this morning and tried filling it with coffee before turning it over.
At least I'd made a big pot.
At least I'd made a big pot.
whiskey_____:
assistant manager baby! get it right
googused:
Nahh, I'm gonna get that Green Goblin truck from Maximum Overdrive - Mwaa ha ha ha!
So I've been surprised lately at the non-regulars I see stopping by my journal. Gad, "journal" sounds so pretentious. But it's cool to see some new faces; I generally hate meeting people. You all know this page is just a running catharsis for cynicism, self-loathing and love for Winona Ryder. Okay, and that B-girl too.
Um, I got a little outta' control on the latest...
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Um, I got a little outta' control on the latest...
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whiskey_____:
the bad spelling and typos are just for you baby!
prudence:
oh, my! now, why aren't you ever on AIM?
Which of you are organ donors?
What do you think are your best parts?
What do you think are your best parts?
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googused:
I'm not coming to Egypt for a freakin' beer. Now that I'll be on the road I'll look you up when I hit the east coast
echo:
Organ donar no way. Maybe one day to my children or my family I suppose. But that's creepy.
I'd donate my boobies to the army men if they make me laugh.
I'd donate my boobies to the army men if they make me laugh.
Okay, a *certain* cranky scientista was unhappy with my journal page experiment. Some people collect turtles, some collect entries. It all depends on how you want your house to smell!
Realizing I'm the grumpy old man around here, do any of you ever think about who and where you'll be at the age of 40? Or 42? I'm thinking about myself at age 21, running...
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Realizing I'm the grumpy old man around here, do any of you ever think about who and where you'll be at the age of 40? Or 42? I'm thinking about myself at age 21, running...
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murkling:
whad'ya gonna' have 2+ pages for every entry now? 
prudence:
wow- 2 pages again! that's another way to get multiple pages of journal posts- ask thought provoking questions, like morgan does.
Just for once I'd like to see my journal comments roll over to a second page.
"I'm not an animal!" *in my best John Merrick voice*
"I'm not an animal!" *in my best John Merrick voice*
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maeda:
autopsy date is on!
chiquita:
*best captain kirk voice* you're a doctor, jim, NOT a bricklayer!! haha
you are so lame with the journal-a-thon! and for the record, goddammit, my engine blew NOT because i neglected to put the necessary fluids in it BUT because the power steering went out and i had 5 minutes to pick up elijah a few miles down the road and in most cars the power steering has its own belt and you can still drive the car without killing your engine but NO in the jetta the same belt that controls the power steering also powers the water pump so it overheated to hell and NO i wasn't looking at the temperature gauge cuz why the hell would i and some assholes were tailgating me so i was looking in the rearview mirror giving them the hairy eyeball when suddenly they backed off real quicklike so i looked around for a cop but instead saw steam pouring out of my car. the end. so don't gimme no shit! i am not a dumb, car-stupid female!! but had i known the peculiar engineering of my farfanugen it might have been different...now update this journal dammit!
you are so lame with the journal-a-thon! and for the record, goddammit, my engine blew NOT because i neglected to put the necessary fluids in it BUT because the power steering went out and i had 5 minutes to pick up elijah a few miles down the road and in most cars the power steering has its own belt and you can still drive the car without killing your engine but NO in the jetta the same belt that controls the power steering also powers the water pump so it overheated to hell and NO i wasn't looking at the temperature gauge cuz why the hell would i and some assholes were tailgating me so i was looking in the rearview mirror giving them the hairy eyeball when suddenly they backed off real quicklike so i looked around for a cop but instead saw steam pouring out of my car. the end. so don't gimme no shit! i am not a dumb, car-stupid female!! but had i known the peculiar engineering of my farfanugen it might have been different...now update this journal dammit!
Geez, I think I've just about become my dad. Uh, except he doesn't like Pat Buchanan.
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nyhcx516:
Pat Buchanan. HAHHAHAHA, i still love you though!
maeda:
CADAVERS!!!
i got to work with one over the summer!!
much better than cats muuuuuch better
i got to work with one over the summer!!
much better than cats muuuuuch better
i thought it was a well-written essay!