Saturday Sep 06, 2003

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I Need a small, used pickup truck. But WTF!? $4.5k for an ugly 10-year old Nissan with 77k miles that needs new tires?! If you love your damn truck that much, why are you even selling it!!!!!
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As for the remainder of my outwardly mundane-appearing life, I should be moving into Casa S.P.OK on the 20th, once the carpets get a good, thorough cleaning. Professional hot water extraction, baby. Once that's done (and assuming I continue to wear boxes of Kleenex on my feet as houseslippers) things will be oh-so-hygienic!
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Anyone have a truck to sell, like around $2500.00?
ooo aaa
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er:
(edited for length, emailed you the whole thing)

hahahaha
i jumped on AIM when i read that, but you're not there, so i'll respond here. what kind of doctor jumps to what kind of disease without knowing anything? where did you go to med school? know what they call the person who graduates last in their class at med school? "Doctor." surely you knew that already, but that was for the other people who worship me and follow my trail around SG...

CD is pretty common round these parts (*points to butt*)... ED is very uncommon. ***WAIT, i didn't mean it like that. i mean i hadn't heard the term ED (but i figured it out when you said bob dole)--i didn't want you to think that my butt inspired erections. *** hahahaha.

um, fuck sousaphones. i mean like a good elvis costello bass line. i.e. bass. bass guitar. sousaphone. shoosh. (that's a volkov word) speaking of volkov, have you seen his peeny on his SB set from a while back? (he's gonna kill me again!)






[Edited on Sep 07, 2003]
er:
don't start with those damn pirates
i wasn't making pirate noises
i was just expressing...well, you know.
argh!

more like a low growl
or a rumble

my ears are REALLY gross today. thanks, bud.

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