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Sunday Sep 15, 2002

Sep 15, 2002
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Why does this site insist on my birthday being 31 December, 1969?

My brother gave me his PALM VIIx today, saying he never used it. I have the book and docking thing. Can someone tell me what I can do with it? It seems far too light to hammer nails, has no bottle opener and doesn't really taste like anything.

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alice:
have you tried throwing it? i like to throw stuff.
Sep 16, 2002
grendel:
This one is better smile

It's the hard-knock life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us!

'Steada treated,
We get tricked!

'Steada kisses,
We get kicked!

It's the hard-knock life!
Got no folks to speak of, so,
It's the hard-knock row we hoe!

Cotton blankets,
'Steada of wool!

Empty Bellies
'Steada of full!

It's the hard-knock life!

Don't if feel like the wind is always howl'n?
Don't it seem like there's never any light!
Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?
It's easier than puttin' up a fight.

No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy!
No one cares if you grow...of if you shrink!
No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy!
From all the cryin' you would think this place's a sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Empty belly life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

Santa Claus we never see
Santa Claus, what's that?
Who's he?

No one cares for you a smidge
When you're in an orphanage!

It's the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your in an orphanage
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life!
Sep 16, 2002

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