Just for once I'd like to see my journal comments roll over to a second page.
"I'm not an animal!" *in my best John Merrick voice*
"I'm not an animal!" *in my best John Merrick voice*
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Geez, I think I've just about become my dad. Uh, except he doesn't like Pat Buchanan.
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nyhcx516:
Pat Buchanan. HAHHAHAHA, i still love you though!
maeda:
CADAVERS!!!
i got to work with one over the summer!!
much better than cats muuuuuch better
i got to work with one over the summer!!
much better than cats muuuuuch better
Sometimes when I look at the fence surrounding our base I feel like throwing food and feces at it. I've seen other primates do that at the zoo.
*makes chimpanzee sounds*
*makes chimpanzee sounds*
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prudence:
so, does that mean you'd rather i send you feces, instead of baked goodies?
penelopelee:
baby mice? awwwwwww.
See? I knew the North Koreans were liars! Another Clinton/Albright foreign policy fumble.
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girlblue:
Women in turnout gear are sexy. I got to wear it when I applied for the Raleigh Fire Department.
ratsonjulia:
if only they had oil....
I saw my first sandstorm/lightning/showers this evening. What an odd place this is. And the Israelis and Egyptians actually fought over it?
I'm envying all of you who will get up in the morning, see your breath in the cold and enjoy the smell of wet, fallen leaves. There's not a pumpkin to be had here!
I'm envying all of you who will get up in the morning, see your breath in the cold and enjoy the smell of wet, fallen leaves. There's not a pumpkin to be had here!
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murkling:
Email me your address... I know just the thing...
sammaelhain23:
Autumn is a glorious time of year. I miss it myself. Originally from Massachusetts, I currently live in Virginia. Here we have two seasons, summer and spring. I hope you manage to find a piece of home. Let us know if you have some sort of manageable wish list and I for one will see if there's anything I can do to bring you a slice of autumn, or America, or both.
I can't help myself when I see a tasty design. I have no real need for it, but I've ordered one.
Anyone want to adopt this geek?
Anyone want to adopt this geek?
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girlblue:
Is your AIM broken?
girlblue:
p.s. your pal matches your car as a handbag should match one's shoes.
I hate it when I finally catch the stupid cold I've been seeing patients for all week. I also saw someone with genital warts and another with chlamydia.
I guess I shouldn't complain about a little runny nose.
I guess I shouldn't complain about a little runny nose.
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sammaelhain23:
I thought you would be a fan of the savage nation, your fantasy reminded me of the photos on his website of him in the wax museum of hollywood idiots.
chiquita:
thanks for your positive thoughts but they are for naught.
the power steering went out, causing the engine to overheat, causing the head to crack. they quoted me a total cost of $6000 for new engine and installation.
chiquita = fucked
the power steering went out, causing the engine to overheat, causing the head to crack. they quoted me a total cost of $6000 for new engine and installation.
chiquita = fucked
drunk/sleepy.
*hic*
*hic*
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redskull:
Steamy nuthin'
It looks like Rachel Weisz is takin it in the ass.
...maybe that is steamy. I'd better watch it again...
It looks like Rachel Weisz is takin it in the ass.
...maybe that is steamy. I'd better watch it again...
whiskey_____:
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
GAAAHHHH!!!!!
On the one morning of the week I could've slept late I was called into the clinic at 0415. Crap.
A 37 year-old Columbian soldier awakened by "electric-like" pain in all four limbs, followed by 10-15 seconds of a pounding heart sensation, now with a persistent throbbing retro-orbital headache. He's had the same thing happen once before, 2 weeks ago. My colleague, the Columbian...
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On the one morning of the week I could've slept late I was called into the clinic at 0415. Crap.
A 37 year-old Columbian soldier awakened by "electric-like" pain in all four limbs, followed by 10-15 seconds of a pounding heart sensation, now with a persistent throbbing retro-orbital headache. He's had the same thing happen once before, 2 weeks ago. My colleague, the Columbian...
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grendel:
But would hyperthyroidism explain the "electric-like" pain? Does the patient have warm moist skin? Increase in frequency of bowel movements? Tender neck?
You got me man. . .
Good louck.
You got me man. . .
Good louck.
grendel:
And please don't send the headmistress ofter me for the "louck" misspell. I drove from Chicago for 30 hours straight and I'm a bit tired and likely to misspell things like "luck." d'oh! 
HAH! I felt *2* raindrops on my face this afternoon, and the sky stayed cloudy most of the day!! And it seems like I'll need a blanket tonight!!!
What do you all think about mandatory fun? Like the company Christmas party, neighborhood BBQ or golf with the boss? Here in our remote enclave, not only do we work with the exact same people 24/7, but...
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What do you all think about mandatory fun? Like the company Christmas party, neighborhood BBQ or golf with the boss? Here in our remote enclave, not only do we work with the exact same people 24/7, but...
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whiskey_____:
uh-oh!
chiquita:
i canNOT believe you think girlblue can kick my ass! i have the ninja moves. besides we really just want to play together in our panties with downy feathers flying everywhere...
What is it about flying around in a 30 year-old helicopter all day that compels me to run home and drink a beer?
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prudence:
is it some sort of post-coital afterglow?
whiskey_____:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO PORN???? I'm sad now. I had a whole stack of Club and about 10 videos to send you. Damn it. I guess I'm going to have to think of something else.
sorry I haven't been around much lately. I've been sooooooper busy with work and other crazy stuff. I miss talking with you, I'll try to e-mail you soon.
-B
sorry I haven't been around much lately. I've been sooooooper busy with work and other crazy stuff. I miss talking with you, I'll try to e-mail you soon.
-B
*blank stare*
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prudence:
you're sexy when you stare blankly
murkling:
*klink klink klink klink klink*
Waaarriors.... waaarrrrriors
Waaarriors.... waaarrrrriors
you are so lame with the journal-a-thon! and for the record, goddammit, my engine blew NOT because i neglected to put the necessary fluids in it BUT because the power steering went out and i had 5 minutes to pick up elijah a few miles down the road and in most cars the power steering has its own belt and you can still drive the car without killing your engine but NO in the jetta the same belt that controls the power steering also powers the water pump so it overheated to hell and NO i wasn't looking at the temperature gauge cuz why the hell would i and some assholes were tailgating me so i was looking in the rearview mirror giving them the hairy eyeball when suddenly they backed off real quicklike so i looked around for a cop but instead saw steam pouring out of my car. the end. so don't gimme no shit! i am not a dumb, car-stupid female!! but had i known the peculiar engineering of my farfanugen it might have been different...now update this journal dammit!