The reason I need a new phone is because I had trouble connecting to the Internet last night. I reset my modem, disconnected it, rebooted my computer and reconnected the modem. Wouldn't work. After more than an hour of trouble shooting I give up and call tech support. They ask for my phone number, I get stand-alone DSL so I don't have a number. They ask if I have a bill to look at but I don't get paper billing either. So without the phone number they don't give me or the bill which I only receive on the network I don't have access to, they won't help me. At that point, the wall viciously attacked my phone from across the room.
Now I need a new phone..
Now I need a new phone..
tunnel_vision:
Is there a hole in the wall too? 
johnnytrance:
Wall's have been getting very aggresive over the last few years....