I got an email from Cake Poker today telling me they are no longer able to process payments with epassporte. Great, now I have no access to my bankroll and I'm stuck with meaningless numbers in an online account. They gave no notice of this development because it would have meant a mass exodus of their U.S. players, including me. This comes shortly after being told my $492 in pending bonus at RedStar (another site on their network) is no longer allowed. Assholes.
I can still get a check via snail mail so they're not stealing, but it takes forever. OK fine. PokerStars, on the other hand is offering a 20% reload bonus up to $120 on $600. Sweet! But it only lasts until the 16th and I can't get a check from Cake anywhere near that fast. Fuck.
No problem, E Checks! Excellent, I can deposit onto PokerStars directly out of my checking account and still get my free $120! I go to do this and Opps- There's a 24 hour limit of $100 deposits from U.S. citizens who haven't used this option before. FUCK! After your first transaction using this option (providing everything goes well) they'll increase your limits.
Ok, so I'll make the minimum deposit of $25 without using the bonus code, have my limit increased and then deposit again using the code and collect my $120! Sweet! The first deposit takes 10 days to clear, only then, 6 days after the promotion expires, will my limits increase. Fuck! @#$%$#!^#$%^!!!
Fuck You Bill Frist. Fuck you and the UIGA and your bullshit belief that your own spiritual beliefs trump mine. The bible doesn't grant you the right to control my life. You don't believe in freedom, you only believe in power you sick, convoluted, Anti-American asshole. Jesus never said "thou shalt control all others in my name." And the bible isn't our founding document, The Constitution is.
If Poker is a sin, me and Judas can play Horse in Hell. And No, you can't join us, Bill.
Join the Poker Players Alliance today!
I can still get a check via snail mail so they're not stealing, but it takes forever. OK fine. PokerStars, on the other hand is offering a 20% reload bonus up to $120 on $600. Sweet! But it only lasts until the 16th and I can't get a check from Cake anywhere near that fast. Fuck.
No problem, E Checks! Excellent, I can deposit onto PokerStars directly out of my checking account and still get my free $120! I go to do this and Opps- There's a 24 hour limit of $100 deposits from U.S. citizens who haven't used this option before. FUCK! After your first transaction using this option (providing everything goes well) they'll increase your limits.
Ok, so I'll make the minimum deposit of $25 without using the bonus code, have my limit increased and then deposit again using the code and collect my $120! Sweet! The first deposit takes 10 days to clear, only then, 6 days after the promotion expires, will my limits increase. Fuck! @#$%$#!^#$%^!!!
Fuck You Bill Frist. Fuck you and the UIGA and your bullshit belief that your own spiritual beliefs trump mine. The bible doesn't grant you the right to control my life. You don't believe in freedom, you only believe in power you sick, convoluted, Anti-American asshole. Jesus never said "thou shalt control all others in my name." And the bible isn't our founding document, The Constitution is.
If Poker is a sin, me and Judas can play Horse in Hell. And No, you can't join us, Bill.
Join the Poker Players Alliance today!
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druggist:
no, thank god. he was a douchebag according to those who spoke to him.
druggist:
haha, i didnt even realize you were in gville... he lives right behind the mcdonalds on 13th... there was foam and beer and smoke everywhere... and it was a sausage fest, id say a 6:1 ratio... not much to do, just stand around, pretty much.. 