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I just got my braces off. My teeth have already moved: my molars don't touch. I guess I should be thankful that they're better than they were before I got the braces on. At least I can chew. It just seems ridiculous that after five years in braces and thousands of dollars my teeth are still fucked up.

My tattoo itches. Trying not to scratch. More moisturizer.

I tried to renew my passport. I can't do it with any of the forms on the website. None of them apply to me. So I have to go to the court house, where I probably won't be able to find anyone who can help me. I'm a fucking US citiizen. I have a fucking passport, I just want to renew it before it expires. They probably won't let me because I have a foreign name. My first name is Israeli, which stupid people usually confuse as Arabic. And my last name is Russian. Stupid people only recognize it as being foreign. They usually assume I'm from another country and don't speak English. Sometimes I think it would be nice to be named Jane Smith. Everyone can spell that, and everyone knows how it's pronounced. Of course, government officials would probably assume that it's a cover and I'd be arrested when trying to get a passport.

Yeah. My teeth are crooked, I can't get a passport, and I'm cranky. Maybe it's just pms. Fuck this shit, I have homework.