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Blog Homework 2/20

Feb 24, 2016
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For this week's Blog Homework, I chose "tell us your favorite lame joke(s)!"

Anyone who knows me knows that I love lame jokes (wordplay and puns are also some of my favorite things). 😁

-What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

-What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business.

-Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby. 🍪

-What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta.

I love people who can make me laugh, do any of you have any lame jokes to share? Extra points scored if they're food related! 😉

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