This is kind of long but this is how a conversation between me and some random dude from Africa went.
I had my messenger open so when I came back from the store at like 10 at night this is what happened.
This is an actual conversation.
Oh I am Sledge Hammer and mike310000 is the other guy.
mike3100000: hi
mike3100000: pls can u handle a buisness transaction for me there...which we will both benefit alot from it.
BUZZ!!! --- this is when I got back and started talking to him_
Sledge Hammer: huh?
mike3100000: this is serious
mike3100000: which u will be glad that u did
Sledge Hammer: who are you?
mike3100000: I am mike peter
mike3100000: 34 m lagos \
mike3100000: u
Sledge Hammer: ok
mike3100000: can u handle for me ?
Sledge Hammer: handle you?
mike3100000: can u stand as the next of kin to a fund lying unclaimed in the bank i work.....which u will contact our bank for the claim of the fund on my behalf....and u get ur % of the total amount.
Sledge Hammer: yeah but not till next month
Sledge Hammer: see i have to llamas at my house that i need to get into Mexico by Sunday
mike3100000: listen
mike3100000: this is seriousn
mike3100000: which u will be glad that u did
Sledge Hammer: and this isn't
Sledge Hammer: llamas are a serious business god dammit
mike3100000: i have all legal documents backing u up as the next of kin to the fund here with me in the bank
mike3100000: and i have proof about the money to show u too
Sledge Hammer: Ok
Sledge Hammer: I will need two rolls of duct tape, a smoke bomb, 16 feet of garden hose, a 6 pack of beer from the middle east, and 3 guys all with the same first name I don't care what
mike3100000: llamas ?
Sledge Hammer: yes llamas
mike3100000: can u handle it for me now or what ?
mike3100000: becos this is urgent and serious
Sledge Hammer: sure
mike3100000: it involves 6.5 million us dollars
mike3100000: which u will get ur % of the total amount
Sledge Hammer: so you have 6.5 millions dollars and the best partner you can find is someone from the internet who you have never met?
Sledge Hammer: why not just throw a dart out of 5 story window
mike3100000: listen
Sledge Hammer: you might hit a guy with a wooden leg you can sumgle 1000 out at a time
mike3100000: the depositor MR TONI CHOATE died in a plane crash with his wife an only daughter
mike3100000: he was an american contractor and a great industrialist
mike3100000: and all effort made by our bank to get the relative to the fund proved abortive
Sledge Hammer: when was he killed?
mike3100000: which ever since the depositor died there has been no one who came for the claim of the fund
mike3100000: that is why i need an honest person to handle this for me
mike3100000: listen to me
mike3100000: he was not killed
Sledge Hammer: so what makes you think i am honest
mike3100000: he died in a plane crash
mike3100000: that is what i need to know
Sledge Hammer: yeah he was killed
mike3100000: u are the first person i have told about this
Sledge Hammer: when the ground rushed up at 200 miles an hour and hit him
Sledge Hammer: what date was he killed on?
Sledge Hammer: what was the flight number?
Sledge Hammer: how many people were killed on the plane
Sledge Hammer: did they bury any survivors?
mike3100000: do u think i am here for childs play
mike3100000: or do u think i am here to pull stunts on u ?
Sledge Hammer: as of right now you have to tell me something so i think this is real
mike3100000: listen
mike3100000: i have all the legal documents which will back u up as the next of kin to the fund here with me in the bank
mike3100000: which i will send them to u
mike3100000: they will be ur evidence as the true next of kin to the fund
Sledge Hammer: ok how are you going to send them?
mike3100000: http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/
mike3100000: visit the site to confirm the death of the late depositor MR TONI CHOATE
Sledge Hammer: I already did
Sledge Hammer: ok where are you from?
mike3100000: LAGOS NIGERIA
mike3100000: WEST AFRICA
Sledge Hammer: ok
Sledge Hammer: i am still listening
Sledge Hammer: what now?
mike3100000: i really need to know if u can handle this for me
mike3100000: becos i dont want u to toy with it
mike3100000: this is my life
Sledge Hammer: ok
Sledge Hammer: how are you going to send things to me?
Sledge Hammer: what makes you think you can trust me?
mike3100000: we have to do this accordingly
mike3100000: that is what i want to know
Sledge Hammer: do i get a decoder ring?
mike3100000: i need soemone out of nigeria becos the depositor was an american
Sledge Hammer: hit me with the details
mike3100000: that is why i need someone out of nigeria to do this for me
Sledge Hammer: ok
Sledge Hammer: are we going to give this a code name
Sledge Hammer: how about the red falcon?
Sledge Hammer: no too commee
Sledge Hammer: blue thunderblot
Sledge Hammer: that is cool
Sledge Hammer: can we call it blue thunderbolt
mike3100000: what are u talking about ?
Sledge Hammer: for the operation
Sledge Hammer: doesn't it get a code name?
mike3100000: listen
Sledge Hammer: i am
Sledge Hammer: what is your code name going to be?
Sledge Hammer: you be old Rhino
mike3100000: all u have to do is that u will contact our bank as the next of kin to the fund and that u are ready to claim it right away
Sledge Hammer: I will be jack Rabbit the 4th
mike3100000: but before u do that
mike3100000: i will have to open a file in ur name in our bank central computer which will make our bank confirm u as the next of kin to the fund
Sledge Hammer: you didn't call me Jack Rabbit the 4th
Sledge Hammer: Old Rhino
mike3100000: i have to go now
Sledge Hammer: wait
mike3100000: bye
Sledge Hammer: Old Rhino
Sledge Hammer: what about operation blue thunderbolt?
Sledge Hammer: and my decoder ring?
Sledge Hammer: and the 6.5 million in pesos?
I had my messenger open so when I came back from the store at like 10 at night this is what happened.
This is an actual conversation.
Oh I am Sledge Hammer and mike310000 is the other guy.
mike3100000: hi
mike3100000: pls can u handle a buisness transaction for me there...which we will both benefit alot from it.
BUZZ!!! --- this is when I got back and started talking to him_
Sledge Hammer: huh?
mike3100000: this is serious
mike3100000: which u will be glad that u did
Sledge Hammer: who are you?
mike3100000: I am mike peter
mike3100000: 34 m lagos \
mike3100000: u
Sledge Hammer: ok
mike3100000: can u handle for me ?
Sledge Hammer: handle you?
mike3100000: can u stand as the next of kin to a fund lying unclaimed in the bank i work.....which u will contact our bank for the claim of the fund on my behalf....and u get ur % of the total amount.
Sledge Hammer: yeah but not till next month
Sledge Hammer: see i have to llamas at my house that i need to get into Mexico by Sunday
mike3100000: listen
mike3100000: this is seriousn
mike3100000: which u will be glad that u did
Sledge Hammer: and this isn't
Sledge Hammer: llamas are a serious business god dammit
mike3100000: i have all legal documents backing u up as the next of kin to the fund here with me in the bank
mike3100000: and i have proof about the money to show u too
Sledge Hammer: Ok
Sledge Hammer: I will need two rolls of duct tape, a smoke bomb, 16 feet of garden hose, a 6 pack of beer from the middle east, and 3 guys all with the same first name I don't care what
mike3100000: llamas ?
Sledge Hammer: yes llamas
mike3100000: can u handle it for me now or what ?
mike3100000: becos this is urgent and serious
Sledge Hammer: sure
mike3100000: it involves 6.5 million us dollars
mike3100000: which u will get ur % of the total amount
Sledge Hammer: so you have 6.5 millions dollars and the best partner you can find is someone from the internet who you have never met?
Sledge Hammer: why not just throw a dart out of 5 story window
mike3100000: listen
Sledge Hammer: you might hit a guy with a wooden leg you can sumgle 1000 out at a time
mike3100000: the depositor MR TONI CHOATE died in a plane crash with his wife an only daughter
mike3100000: he was an american contractor and a great industrialist
mike3100000: and all effort made by our bank to get the relative to the fund proved abortive
Sledge Hammer: when was he killed?
mike3100000: which ever since the depositor died there has been no one who came for the claim of the fund
mike3100000: that is why i need an honest person to handle this for me
mike3100000: listen to me
mike3100000: he was not killed
Sledge Hammer: so what makes you think i am honest
mike3100000: he died in a plane crash
mike3100000: that is what i need to know
Sledge Hammer: yeah he was killed
mike3100000: u are the first person i have told about this
Sledge Hammer: when the ground rushed up at 200 miles an hour and hit him
Sledge Hammer: what date was he killed on?
Sledge Hammer: what was the flight number?
Sledge Hammer: how many people were killed on the plane
Sledge Hammer: did they bury any survivors?
mike3100000: do u think i am here for childs play
mike3100000: or do u think i am here to pull stunts on u ?
Sledge Hammer: as of right now you have to tell me something so i think this is real
mike3100000: listen
mike3100000: i have all the legal documents which will back u up as the next of kin to the fund here with me in the bank
mike3100000: which i will send them to u
mike3100000: they will be ur evidence as the true next of kin to the fund
Sledge Hammer: ok how are you going to send them?
mike3100000: http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/
mike3100000: visit the site to confirm the death of the late depositor MR TONI CHOATE
Sledge Hammer: I already did
Sledge Hammer: ok where are you from?
mike3100000: LAGOS NIGERIA
mike3100000: WEST AFRICA
Sledge Hammer: ok
Sledge Hammer: i am still listening
Sledge Hammer: what now?
mike3100000: i really need to know if u can handle this for me
mike3100000: becos i dont want u to toy with it
mike3100000: this is my life
Sledge Hammer: ok
Sledge Hammer: how are you going to send things to me?
Sledge Hammer: what makes you think you can trust me?
mike3100000: we have to do this accordingly
mike3100000: that is what i want to know
Sledge Hammer: do i get a decoder ring?
mike3100000: i need soemone out of nigeria becos the depositor was an american
Sledge Hammer: hit me with the details
mike3100000: that is why i need someone out of nigeria to do this for me
Sledge Hammer: ok
Sledge Hammer: are we going to give this a code name
Sledge Hammer: how about the red falcon?
Sledge Hammer: no too commee
Sledge Hammer: blue thunderblot
Sledge Hammer: that is cool
Sledge Hammer: can we call it blue thunderbolt
mike3100000: what are u talking about ?
Sledge Hammer: for the operation
Sledge Hammer: doesn't it get a code name?
mike3100000: listen
Sledge Hammer: i am
Sledge Hammer: what is your code name going to be?
Sledge Hammer: you be old Rhino
mike3100000: all u have to do is that u will contact our bank as the next of kin to the fund and that u are ready to claim it right away
Sledge Hammer: I will be jack Rabbit the 4th
mike3100000: but before u do that
mike3100000: i will have to open a file in ur name in our bank central computer which will make our bank confirm u as the next of kin to the fund
Sledge Hammer: you didn't call me Jack Rabbit the 4th
Sledge Hammer: Old Rhino
mike3100000: i have to go now
Sledge Hammer: wait
mike3100000: bye
Sledge Hammer: Old Rhino
Sledge Hammer: what about operation blue thunderbolt?
Sledge Hammer: and my decoder ring?
Sledge Hammer: and the 6.5 million in pesos?
Kind of reminds me of the dude I know who tells Jehovah's witnesses about his own religious beliefs before they can start talking--he tells them about how the aliens put us here and the aliens are God.
They blacklisted his house.