Easter: 
On this day, many many years ago (like before your grandparents were born, even) Our lord, Jesus H. Christ came back from the dead as zombie Christ. However, he had so much love in his heart for all of man kind the he opted to eat eggs and rabbits rather than brains. For this, we give thanks and celebrate by eating ham, for he has risen, but didn't make a big George Remero style scene out of it either... because he's better than that.
On this day, many many years ago (like before your grandparents were born, even) Our lord, Jesus H. Christ came back from the dead as zombie Christ. However, he had so much love in his heart for all of man kind the he opted to eat eggs and rabbits rather than brains. For this, we give thanks and celebrate by eating ham, for he has risen, but didn't make a big George Remero style scene out of it either... because he's better than that.
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acacia:
This wins for most interesting Easter blog!
rydell:
thanks for the comment