Ugh. 
I feel like a steaming pile of poo that somebody beat with a hammer. How do I know what that feels like, you ask? Simple Barbra Walters recently interviewed a steaming pile of poo that was the victem of a senseless beating by a group of young scruffy tear aways... with hammers. She's very in depth with her interviews.
As you may have guessed by now, my fever is quite high. I'm delirious. I'm kicking around the idea of driving a nail into my face to relieve the sinus pressure. My only concern is that my head would deflate and then I wouldn't have anything to hold up my awesome hair... What? It could happen!
At this time I think I need to retire to my bed and watch Kung Fu movies.
The Sonny Chiba triple feature:
The Street Fighter
Return Of The Street Fighter
Sister Street Fighter
I feel like a steaming pile of poo that somebody beat with a hammer. How do I know what that feels like, you ask? Simple Barbra Walters recently interviewed a steaming pile of poo that was the victem of a senseless beating by a group of young scruffy tear aways... with hammers. She's very in depth with her interviews.
As you may have guessed by now, my fever is quite high. I'm delirious. I'm kicking around the idea of driving a nail into my face to relieve the sinus pressure. My only concern is that my head would deflate and then I wouldn't have anything to hold up my awesome hair... What? It could happen!
At this time I think I need to retire to my bed and watch Kung Fu movies.
The Sonny Chiba triple feature:
The Street Fighter
Return Of The Street Fighter
Sister Street Fighter
Could those posters, awsome as they are, look any less like Sonny Chiba?
... so many questions so early in the morning.