slayerboy

i am officially intimidated by the female gender of humans. any ides of how I can get over this so I can find love sometime before I'm 90 years old? It doesn't help that whenever I tryto approach this mysterious part of the human population I get the feeling that I'm not wanted around, just because I can't make facial expressiions, doesn't mean that I can't see you making facial expressions and looking like you're going to puke when you see me.

Maybe I should start wearing a mask or a paper bag over my head whenever I go out, maybe I'll have more luck.