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drinking at the crazy chinese gangster bar is the best....
life is a teacup full of awsome lately.
joubee:
maybe that awesome was just spiked in your tea by aliens trying to creative the sublime version of Matrix. Hee hee.
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sometimes you have to almost destroy the things that you love to make sure you're still breathing
things are getting better here.
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...I spent all my money away at Union Jacks....but it was worth it.
joubee:
You mean your MAN's money............HAHA.........jk. Hope you are faring well today. Talk to you soon. Let me know if you want picture up smile
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I don't have the energy for things this week...I'm fucking zapped.
I don't feel creative these days, like the way do when your young and drinking 40's on the street walking to boys' houses...like field trips.
I remember being loud and frantic and adolescent but today all I feel is my feet cementing to the ground.
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slate:
teen Naomi was a big fuck up
joubee:
sorry I missed your call doll. I am okay...just kind of laying in bed today...no worries. I need to make out toe pamper appointment so let me know!
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So my friend from work just broke up with his girlfiend of 4 years and I am trying to be the good friend and provide solace/comfort/hugs...but I keep having dirty fantasies about him.
this is sticky.
joubee:
you need a fuckin' picture on here......I could size it and send those sexxy pix of you I have. and hook me up with your friend ...........NOOOOOOOOW>....AAAAAAAAAAGH. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWwink
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Spring is here! Today on the max I spyed pigeons courting at Skidmore fountain.


I was listening to this song in my headphones with one lyric "women of the world take over because if you don't the world will end and it won't take long". It was crooned by this emo mussy-haired boy...

...I am sick and tired of Woman as an icon of love...
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joubee:
You are an irish bitch.......and you are MY mother.
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This week is flying by...
Jenna and I are going to a Kirsten Dunst party thrown by a bunch of butch lesbians this Friday...I suppose we are meant to celebarate all things Kirsten which in my humble opinion isn't much.
My tummy is all in knots today like something is going to happen...I wonder what it will be?

I wish I could crash the sushi...
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joubee:
You are obviously a stalkerwink When I am SG will you stalk me?
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Today I found a million ants in backpack..they had migrated there because of my sweet tooth and were tearing into some candy. Unfortunatly I made this discovery after I had already gotten to school. I threw all the ant food away and zipped up the bag. The funny thing was the ants still crawled out all day in search for more vittles....thus I have created...
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joubee:
What in the fuck kind of name is slate? Sounds like you are a goth boy or something. and YES, I can vouch that you had ants up the kazoo today......that was gross. If I see one crawling out of my vagina or something I am gonna kick your ass. Come join the groups: SGPDX and Students and stuff! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.
slate:
yes! I am a hardcore goth boy...so misunderstood, so misunderstood.
naw my name was already snatched up and slate seemed like a nice way of saying grey which sum things up for me today...