slanted

I need to find a job. Nothing too pressing, however, I am sick of sitting on my ass and doing nothing. Anything would be better than this. I live in Santa Cruz, can work 5 days a week, have experience in food service, office work, customer service, and am just an all around hard worker. I need to find something that will keep me busy and allow me to get out of the house more. Anyone? hhehe

Or maybe I'll just resort to internet porn.