slannyfaced

O.k. , so me and my buddy Jay go out for his 30th birthday.....and we end up at Sold Golds......not a bad strip club....kinda small.....
anyway, one smoking hot chick in there....forget her name......it's not Stephanie.....good, good.....
getting a lap dance from her......best dance I've ever had.... asked her if there were any hand rules....she says you can touch anything but my tits and coochie......sweet, no problem.......
so then I ask her if ther is a tongue rule....and she says, yeah, no tongue's allowed......and then ofcouse I said, "so what, I guess Ican't lick your ass or anything"....
and she gets all offened and says that it is a major turn off....WTF!?
And to top it off that was the second time that's happened to me......I dont get it......who doesnt like getting their ass licked?.....espacially strippers....I figured if anyone would be kinky enough it would be them.......and sure I didnt really expect them to let me lick thier ass, but atleast laugh, or make a joke about it.....something.......anything but be offened by it..........
but even still she had a grin from ear to ear on me the whole time.....espcially when she laid across my lap and let me spank her.....and she was only 21......mmmm, 21...