LOLOL This Is Some Funny Stuff Jack Bauer Is Awesome and So Is The Show
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
The bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWJBD (What Would Jack Bauer Do)?
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer doesn't read a book. He tortures it until he has all the information he needs.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
When Jack Bauer wants to relax he goes to CTU and interrogates Audrey Raines.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them.
Jack Bauer let himself be drugged, beaten and captured inside a crate on a Chinese ship heading out of the USA with no way for help to find him. Now he has them right where we wants them.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Oh man this is some funny stuff off google search and you type in Jack Bauer Good stuff.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
The bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWJBD (What Would Jack Bauer Do)?
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer doesn't read a book. He tortures it until he has all the information he needs.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
When Jack Bauer wants to relax he goes to CTU and interrogates Audrey Raines.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them.
Jack Bauer let himself be drugged, beaten and captured inside a crate on a Chinese ship heading out of the USA with no way for help to find him. Now he has them right where we wants them.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Oh man this is some funny stuff off google search and you type in Jack Bauer Good stuff.
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