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Sunday Oct 22, 2006

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Man, am I a bad influence or what?

I got my friends up on the club scene and they are never looking back. I haven't had a slow saturday night in about almost 4 years running now and it increased greatly after me and my 2 good friends and Slake Team Members Reg1 and Orderves went to South Beach 2 summers ago. All my team members do is call me and next thing I know where out and up to no good all over the city , there's no hope they are addicted to a scene that no rehab in the world can cure.Man my post High School life has been nothing but a roller coaster ride of pure pleasure and I love every minute of it and I hope to everthing tangible and intangible that it never ends.

Anyways, now that I got that off my chest HAHA I went to a Japanese restaraunt with Reg1 and had some great sushi and the best damn California rolls ever hahahaha it was great; I drank warm Sake for the first time ever and it almost brought tears to my eyes, it did not disappoint me at all it was good to the last drop l really enjoyed it. We talked about alot of crap lol. We were at it about how porn has changed then to now, and how the Black Porn thats out now just went straight fetish by having a buch of chicks in it being drowned entirely in baby oil of all kinds from the neck down LOL puke and how some of the broads in the flicks look more like their wallowing in cooking oil that came from the 3 buckets of fried chicken and 10 boxes of pizzas they ate they are so fat LOL not that there's anything wrong with big ghirls geting their freak on just do it with less grease and oil cause hot sex can cause roaring infernos with all that flamable liquid.


After that we went to a comedy club at it was side splitting. This one comic was talking about how he was banging a Jamaican chick and that the Jamican chick said in a accent "This is so good that she wanted him to give her something she would never forget " and th dude said ok balled up his fist and "boom" as he said punched her in the pussy LOL that shit is hillarious because I actually took a sec to visualized something like that in my head and it was just gut busting i almost threw up it was so funny.Then this one comic said he went shopping in the city and saw a bar of soap that cost 70 dollars and he went up to the clerk in the store to ask what does this do?----- does it clean Aids does it wash away the clap HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH good stuff. The funniest joke Was when this comic said he had this idiot friend that wanted a tatoo of jesus and he put on his right forearm and thought that was a stupid idea because when goes to jack off he'lll hear Jesus say "A Stop That. you're comitting a Sin . My father won't be pleased LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

It Was great but not better than the time we all went ot South Beach . S.B is one for the record books of good times----good times LOL

Later Peeps.

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