slackerinchief

I just wanted to say....

I hate corporate america! I hate corporations in general, but I hate it in america specically. And right now I want to bitch about it. Well not so much corporate america as mainstream society. Ok the other day I was walking through the mall in this stupid town I live in, (god I hate sanford, I really wish I lived downtown...) and I go to the food court to sit down and order some pizza. I like to people watch, its just something I do when I'm alone, and as I was I noticed some pretty nice looking ladies entering the mall(After all its a mall, what other kind are there right?) One after the other they keep entering. Mainly white women but thats probably not as important. First I noticed the young girls then groups of young girls, then groups of young girls with their mothers. And I noticed they all had these designer looking jeans on. But in these nice looking jeans were some very symetrically torn holes in both knee caps of the pant legs. I thought it might have been just the teens, but the older thirty looking women had it too! Within minutes of my first encounter, I was up to my elbows in "designer grunge." I was disgusted.
When did this become cool? Ok I get it that these suburban white chicks just love to copy these rock fashions and what not, but why, why god WHY did clothing companies have to start mass manufacturing and selling it!!! This is wrong on so many levels!!!
First off, little miss thing, you DON'T look cool wearing your little imitation punk rock pants! They don't look good on you and they don't match your image. Secondly, the OG's of the game originally got those holes in their pants from either skating, hard work, life experience, or all of the above. They didn't intend on that happening to their pants, it just did, through the natural course of time. And when they DID get them, they wore them like a badge of honor, attained from their heroic and adventurous exploits and used them to shoot the mainstream conformists in the face. Proving that they could be cool and accepted in they're own way with their own groups. And they didn't need your approval. They transformed what you once ridiculed them for, into a pop cultural hit, and showed everybody just how desirable they could be, and without changing a thing! Now that you realize how cool it is you can't just rip them off. Have you no shame? You fucking posers! God I hate you. They all walk around like clones, don't they realize how stupid they look. I looked at them one bye one, my arms crossed and my face full of contempt, I looked at the thirty year old with the prada bag and tiffany earings, I just wanted to grab that bitch and scream! : " Get outta here with that mess, you don't skate! Your such a phoney!"