Girls are unbelievable.
This whole dating thing in general is ridiculous. Over the last month I've learned the following:
1. Don't even think about forming an opinion about someone until you've gone out with them AT LEAST 3 times. This quote always cracks me up:
"When you meet someone for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative."
~Chris Rock
2. During first and second dates some booze is good; however, a lot of booze might be a bad idea.
3. If said date is a completely different person after lots of booze is consumed, said date might have mental problems. Run away. Or hook up - then run away.
4. If said date tells you she wants to meet your parents the first time you go out run away immediately.
5. Understand the difference between dating someone and just having sex. Contrary to popular belief, some girls prefer no-strings-attached sex just like guys do. The important thing is to realize this and not call them more than they call you.
Sometimes it seems like dating is the social equivalent of watching a monkey trying to fuck a football. So I guess I'll just take it as it comes - so to speak. Whatever. I guess I did manage to have some fun and crazy nights.
"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."
~Chuck Palahniuk
This whole dating thing in general is ridiculous. Over the last month I've learned the following:
1. Don't even think about forming an opinion about someone until you've gone out with them AT LEAST 3 times. This quote always cracks me up:
"When you meet someone for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative."
~Chris Rock
2. During first and second dates some booze is good; however, a lot of booze might be a bad idea.
3. If said date is a completely different person after lots of booze is consumed, said date might have mental problems. Run away. Or hook up - then run away.
4. If said date tells you she wants to meet your parents the first time you go out run away immediately.
5. Understand the difference between dating someone and just having sex. Contrary to popular belief, some girls prefer no-strings-attached sex just like guys do. The important thing is to realize this and not call them more than they call you.
Sometimes it seems like dating is the social equivalent of watching a monkey trying to fuck a football. So I guess I'll just take it as it comes - so to speak. Whatever. I guess I did manage to have some fun and crazy nights.
"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."
~Chuck Palahniuk