Fired employees make me chuckle as they claim to threaten while their facts aren't straight and later I strangle themselves with their own intestines and write "-From Hell" on the wall with their own blood.
I may set the house on fire and when my pager goes off just refuse to go since it's that persons house.
I was in the mall right by Gamestop. I walked in to look at shit I can't buy. A dirty looking semi homeless dork kid stands by me and tells me to buy crappy horrible games that should be shoved up fat people's asses. I then quickly ninj4 ran to the ice cream stand, grabbed an ice cream cone and jabbed his eye. I then... Read More
I got to see another dead body last night. Highway 21 in front of Captain Ds. This time it was from a wreck instead of a fire. Me and another firefighter got into the rescue truck and got to the scene. We proceeded with the Jaws of Life. The paramedics needed to know what kind of head injury the patient sustained. Once we popped the... Read More