My beard isn't quite burning yet but is smoldering quite well. Unfortunately, the fighting of fires permits me not to have one so In turn I have developed for the 3246823647892534523 time again...Lazyitis.
Ben (Gonzo) keeps getting drunker and drunker and pissing me off with some of the stupidest acts of crybabying I have ever seen. He has just recently failed in acquiring the affection from this one woman. I'm not blaiming him for not trying harder. It's hard as total fucking hell to get a woman in this fucking town when you look like that.
Anywho. I'm out. Let's see if this pissed anyone off.