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As I Transcend Through Time(Part 1)

* If you take part in a company cookout and drink the leftover drinks that you helped pay forthen your coworkers will padlock the refrigerator.

* Small cars like to ninja brake at others.

* Pussywhips dont listen to you and later have a conversation through AIM with their girlfriends two feet away from each other.

* The art of paying attention has been lost forever.

* Siblings that constantly download stupid shit like to blame you for the spyware being on the computer cuz youre kicking ass in City of Villians too much.

* The art of being an individual has been lost forever.

* People dont come into bars with their IDs anymore.

* If you give a queer chipmunk a paintbrush and tell him to paint the eavesitll take him a week, but if you give a redneck a paintbrush and tell him to paint the whole buildingitll take him two days.

* Fuck Murphy and his damn laws.

* Sometimes, insanity helps keep you sane.

* Children need a swift kick anywhere these days.

* No moreheroes.

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