skythe

NO MORE SPYWARE!!!

Suck on that Gates! I'm such the happy ninj4. Thanks goes to the marvelously cheap Webroot Spysweeper. I almost jizzed my pants when I found out my PC was clean of all things spyish.

m00n: 1
PC Land: 0 (In actuality, it's probably 39204732649823649823 but let's pretend it's not)

New Years. Had to work at Cagneys. I kicked quite a few U21s from the bar and almost beat the living shit out of a few drunks for getting on my nerves. All just for a fucking ID.

Friday night I gave the deAth stare at a guy who was a regular but my first time seeing him. I told him not to ever laugh...
Read More

I have now heard Queens of the Stone Age, HIM, Slipknot, and CKY at the Gold Club.

My day has been made.

All that's left is Mike Patton.

The Public Works director has just been fired. I'm so happy I'm gonna drink myself to Drunk Mode tonight. YES!!!

No more poppin' aspirins for me.

Soon (Jan. 6th), I will watch Hostel in theaters with great expectations. The thing is though, I hate movie theaters and I can't wait for this film to come out on DVD. The other patrons in there who like to talk and ask questions about the movie cuz they're retarded and text message with their billboard sign like phones. Then the people that work are...
Read More

As I Transcend Through Time(Part 1)

* If you take part in a company cookout and drink the leftover drinks that you helped pay forthen your coworkers will padlock the refrigerator.

* Small cars like to ninja brake at others.

* Pussywhips dont listen to you and later have a conversation through AIM with their girlfriends two feet away from each other.

* The art...
Read More

"Yay for retards!!!"

As I always say when something stupid like idiots behind wheels or some shit like that, but for right now...it's spyware. No thanks to download frenzy brother. DAMN YOU!!

Buy my own PC I will. It will rule too hard.

Me and The Masked Asshole earlier today were havoking the online community of City of Villians. It rocked.

Asshole seen here posing as if he has to take a mug shot again.

Everyone's Neighborhood Sexy Natural Stalker

Anywho.

Asshole pissed alot of people off by flying around on his holiday jetpack and pissing (no pun intended) on everyone while laughing manically. I ran around invisibly...
Read More

Thank the invisible Jesus (not Jesus) that it's Friday. TO THE CLUB! If it weren't for my VIPness and b33r...my brains would be the new wall paint that you could buy at Home Depot.

I must stop and vist DocGonzo and discuss plans for weekend m00nage. More than likely try to master Guitar Hero...ON EXPERT! So far Easy and Medium can kiss my guitar mastering...
Read More