oh my god how fucking lazy am i? it's my first proper day back at uni and i'm still in my room, oops i really can't be bothered with it. i was only going to miss the first lesson...it's art and my art teacher is a knob (THATS OFFICIAL!) and then i went on my spaz and loads of my buddies were there so i...
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right first things first my weekend has been RAD! it's been so ace, i've done everything i wanted to do.
on friday my housemates had a houseparty, well usually i fucking hate the things when they're at my house, cause you spend your time clearing up after all these mutha fuckers you don't know, then the rest of the time is spent worrying about the...
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on friday my housemates had a houseparty, well usually i fucking hate the things when they're at my house, cause you spend your time clearing up after all these mutha fuckers you don't know, then the rest of the time is spent worrying about the...
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eldiablo1977:
that's the kind of commitment i like to see, why do they schedule anything in for the mornings anyway?
that's just naive
i may have to go to bed and try and force myself to sleep shortly otherwise i'll go into work looking like a crack whore...again
that's just naive
i may have to go to bed and try and force myself to sleep shortly otherwise i'll go into work looking like a crack whore...again
eldiablo1977:
sweet dreams princess
[Suspects in a lineup are asked to read a phrase]
Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.
Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop:...
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Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.
Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop:...
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eldiablo1977:
i'm going to retire now
this is TFU eldiablo signing off
and remember, don't have nightmares
this is TFU eldiablo signing off
and remember, don't have nightmares
jondavidsmith:
watching films i see.
saw the pic of your scrawl on a belly. excellent stuff. sounds like an awesome night. not done drugs for ages, not since my work's xmas party. that night was rough and awesome. great fun.
xxx
saw the pic of your scrawl on a belly. excellent stuff. sounds like an awesome night. not done drugs for ages, not since my work's xmas party. that night was rough and awesome. great fun.
xxx
Tits Megee here silling in for veronica corningstone who's on holiday, another day getting closer to the dreaded c day, do i go back to college or not, dun dun duuhhh, big desicion, i think i'll make it later.
after spending the entire day feeling rough apparently i'm being forced to go out tonight too, thankfully it's on my terms and conditions and those include my taste in music.
it's my housemates birthday so i better go out i don't want there to be any animosity in the house if id on't go, then theres the dreaded house party tomorrow....eeeek! it's ok i have...
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it's my housemates birthday so i better go out i don't want there to be any animosity in the house if id on't go, then theres the dreaded house party tomorrow....eeeek! it's ok i have...
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eldiablo1977:
so, i've found your limit
animal onanism
interesting, i shall have to remember that
animal onanism
interesting, i shall have to remember that
eldiablo1977:
done that
it's annoying, but not as annoying as when you keep saying it all day the following day because it's wedged in you subconcious and you can't shift it
i suppose i should go to bed too, good news is i feel quite a bit better but that could just be the alcohol blurring the edges
goodnight to you
speak to you soon
TFU eldiablo
it's annoying, but not as annoying as when you keep saying it all day the following day because it's wedged in you subconcious and you can't shift it
i suppose i should go to bed too, good news is i feel quite a bit better but that could just be the alcohol blurring the edges
goodnight to you
speak to you soon
TFU eldiablo
and another day begins
xx
xx
eldiablo1977:
alright treacle,
how are you feeling? any hangover?
i hope not, but you know the answer if you have
laters
how are you feeling? any hangover?
i hope not, but you know the answer if you have
laters
eldiablo1977:
good to see you're in the land of the living again
i have spent my day(well, afternoon, only got upabout 1) laying on the sofa listening to music, mostly Against Me!, and reading comics
still feeling shite, hope i haven't go tonsilitis like a few other people at work have. that would be a problem as i'm not even registered to a doctor (I hate them, they always make you feel like you're wasting their time, just cos they've got a few letters after their name...apologies if any of your family and friends is a doctor, this is just my broad generalisation)
i like the fact that you are deciding where to go out for your housemates birthday, i always do that as well when people want to go out. i have specific needs and they don't involve ben sherman shirts and boob tubes
i have spent my day(well, afternoon, only got upabout 1) laying on the sofa listening to music, mostly Against Me!, and reading comics
still feeling shite, hope i haven't go tonsilitis like a few other people at work have. that would be a problem as i'm not even registered to a doctor (I hate them, they always make you feel like you're wasting their time, just cos they've got a few letters after their name...apologies if any of your family and friends is a doctor, this is just my broad generalisation)
i like the fact that you are deciding where to go out for your housemates birthday, i always do that as well when people want to go out. i have specific needs and they don't involve ben sherman shirts and boob tubes
I want to know 21 things about you. Fill all the ?'s out.. No blanks!
This should be fun..... ha ha i've just stolen this off a friends thingy, and i'm writing about myself cause
1.Your Full Name:skys,
2. Age:21
3. Fave Color:black. (i know it's not a colour)
4. Fave Movie:butch cassidy and the sundance kid
5. Fave Song:happy birthday , when it's my...
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This should be fun..... ha ha i've just stolen this off a friends thingy, and i'm writing about myself cause
1.Your Full Name:skys,
2. Age:21
3. Fave Color:black. (i know it's not a colour)
4. Fave Movie:butch cassidy and the sundance kid
5. Fave Song:happy birthday , when it's my...
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eldiablo1977:
SWEET FUCK ALL
everyone i know in basingstoke is either ill or has plans
so billy fucking no mates here will probably go and watch a film or two
and that's about it
everyone i know in basingstoke is either ill or has plans
so billy fucking no mates here will probably go and watch a film or two
and that's about it
eldiablo1977:
course
nighty night
THE FUCKEST UPPEST eldiablo
nighty night
THE FUCKEST UPPEST eldiablo
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.
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Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.
Need...
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eldiablo1977:
are you ignoring me now because you thought that i was ignoring you?
i would never ignore you
unless you really pissed me off, but even then i think i probably wouldn't
i'd just piss you off back
HA HA (Nelson Muntz style)
i would never ignore you
unless you really pissed me off, but even then i think i probably wouldn't
i'd just piss you off back
HA HA (Nelson Muntz style)
eldiablo1977:
not the wrong page just the next page
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.
Need...
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eldiablo1977:
ok, i know when i've overstayed my welcome
eldiablo1977:
i know, i'm only fucking with you
good luck getting penetrated in camden tomorrow
good night to you
TFU eldiablo
good luck getting penetrated in camden tomorrow
good night to you
TFU eldiablo
went out for sushi and sahimi with my da, it was so fucking good, had a goo evening, didn't go to camden today shall def go tomorrow.
got the fucking hic cups now god damnit
got the fucking hic cups now god damnit
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eldiablo1977:
can you go into mega city comics and ask them if they've sent me my standing order yet, some gippo chav cocksucker stole the parcelforce card last month so i din't even know they'd tried to deliver them
eldiablo1977:
that's fucking beautiful
well kinda spur of the moment me and el diablo went to the seaside yesterday, we went down to brighton, it was really good fun but it was pissing with rain, and i stood in a puddle within 10 minutes of being there, which was nice, mmmm wet feet. then marveled at some what we think we bats flying round the old pier, it looked...
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saffa:
mmm that could be interesting but i wont go on the date with vinny he not my type 
oooh now you can spread yourself out on he bed during the day
oooh now you can spread yourself out on he bed during the day
eldiablo1977:
The Fuckest Uppest
it's a spaced reference, jesus i thought you were a fan
japanese food sounded tasty and for free as well, aren't you lucky?
i have had an evening of Need For Speed and tea and biscuits, my friend from work asked me if he could come round for the above and he would provide the biccies. good choice too, chocolate hobnobs and fox's favourites (which we didn't eat, but i've just realised he didn't take with him when he left, haha all mine now). felt a bit cunty because i forgot to buy teabags at tesco, and i've only got 5 left, but told told him only 2 left (so i can have selfish cups to myself now that he's gone)
why the falling out with mater? have you decided to quit your course or are you still dilemming (not a word, but you understand i'm sure)
what's that behind you...
over there...
is it?...
it is...
a weasel with a crossbow!
it's a spaced reference, jesus i thought you were a fan
japanese food sounded tasty and for free as well, aren't you lucky?
i have had an evening of Need For Speed and tea and biscuits, my friend from work asked me if he could come round for the above and he would provide the biccies. good choice too, chocolate hobnobs and fox's favourites (which we didn't eat, but i've just realised he didn't take with him when he left, haha all mine now). felt a bit cunty because i forgot to buy teabags at tesco, and i've only got 5 left, but told told him only 2 left (so i can have selfish cups to myself now that he's gone)
why the falling out with mater? have you decided to quit your course or are you still dilemming (not a word, but you understand i'm sure)
what's that behind you...
over there...
is it?...
it is...
a weasel with a crossbow!
well kinda spur of the moment me and el diablo went to the seaside yesterday, we went down to brighton, it was really good fun but it was pissing with rain, and i stood in a puddle within 10 minutes of being there, which was nice, mmmm wet feet. then marveled at some what we think we bats flying round the old pier, it looked...
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i think i like 3 the best, so far
P.s.
did you know there is a zombie hunters group on here?
[Edited on Jan 17, 2006 11:52PM]
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