skyonfire

What is it about today? Has the government put something in the water? Apart from the shit they normally put in the water, that is. And the shit that they don't normally put in the water but which ends up there anyway...

It just seems like, how can I put this, everyone's being a bit of a twat...

I don't mean on SG. Well, it's possible that it's happening on SG too, but I've only just come on here so I wouldn't know. However, given that it seems to spread via the internet, SG's probably infected by now as well.

It's pretty contagious too. Friends and colleagues are coming down with it by the hour. And I've been exposed to so much twattery today that I think I've caught a dose myself. At least that the only way I can explain letting these twats get to me to the point where I've ended up kicking the door off one of my kitchen cabinets, and into several pieces. Oops.

I'm normally a pretty chilled out guy, and can shrug off a fair amount of twattishness. But today seems to have exceeded my 3Ts (Twat Tolerance Threshold). By a fair margin.

Deep breaths. Deep breaths...

OK, calmer now. Ready to re-enter the world.

Just don't be a twat, OK?