Without doubt I have the most boring job in the world.
I can actually feel my brain turning to mush! - Woe is me!
...I SO need a vacation. Anyone want to go somewhere?
 
Boring old guy with unfortunate hair seeks travel partner
for globe hopping. - attractive ladies travel free. others
may be eligible for discounted booze and a free tote bag...
                                                        
                                                 
    
  I can actually feel my brain turning to mush! - Woe is me!
...I SO need a vacation. Anyone want to go somewhere?
Boring old guy with unfortunate hair seeks travel partner
for globe hopping. - attractive ladies travel free. others
may be eligible for discounted booze and a free tote bag...