Okay, so it's 110 degrees outside... You live in the desert, so you expect that....
Last night at work, one of your buddies got bitten by a rattlesnake.... You live in Arizona, so you kind of expect that....
You locked your keys in the car yesterday afternoon while at the store.... You have the mental capacity of a chimp, so you REALLY expected that.....
You get off work, get home at 2:30 am, and discover that 8 of your gothy friends from Oregon decided to pay you a surprise visit, they're running around your yard in various states of naked inebriation... If you knew me and my mates, you'd expect that.....
But the Jehova's witnesses at your door at 8:00 in the morning......
FUCK!!!!!!
After writing this, I had to go to the vet and have my little Italian greyhound put down due to lymphoma....
Sort of throws a turn in the punchbowl eh?????
I'm now going to go pet my two ex racers until they fall asleep......
Last night at work, one of your buddies got bitten by a rattlesnake.... You live in Arizona, so you kind of expect that....
You locked your keys in the car yesterday afternoon while at the store.... You have the mental capacity of a chimp, so you REALLY expected that.....
You get off work, get home at 2:30 am, and discover that 8 of your gothy friends from Oregon decided to pay you a surprise visit, they're running around your yard in various states of naked inebriation... If you knew me and my mates, you'd expect that.....
But the Jehova's witnesses at your door at 8:00 in the morning......
FUCK!!!!!!
After writing this, I had to go to the vet and have my little Italian greyhound put down due to lymphoma....
Sort of throws a turn in the punchbowl eh?????
I'm now going to go pet my two ex racers until they fall asleep......
hellynn:
My aunts a Jehova's witness. I never understood why she converted. I would miss xmas too much
My aunts a Jehova's witness. I never understood why she converted. I would miss xmas too much
sk8tjunkie:
u wanna drive to texas and get one that needs a home