How to get a free Big Mac:
EMPLOYEE
Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?
YOU
Can you see me?
EMPLOYEE
What?
YOU
Can you see me?
EMPLOYEE
Yes?
YOU
Good then let me open my car door and ask you a question: What kind of pants am I wearing?
EMPLOYEE
What kind of pants? I dont- oh, dear God! Youre not wearing pants.
YOU
Thats right, baby. Why dont you take off that headset and come supersize me?
EMPLOYEE
Please, Ill be forced to get my manager.
YOU
Oh, no can do, baby. I want you all to myself unlesshow sexist of meis your manager a lady?
EMPLOYEE
Please just order something, sir. You must see something you want.
YOU
Oh, I do. Whats your cell phone number?
EMPLOYEE
Look, if I just give you a Big Mac, will you please go away?
YOU
I think youve already given me a Big Mac, if you know what I mean.
EMPLOYEE
Ugh. Gross.
YOU
I mean my genitals.
EMPLOYEE
I know what you mean. Please, just drive up, take your free food and get out of here.
EMPLOYEE
Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?
YOU
Can you see me?
EMPLOYEE
What?
YOU
Can you see me?
EMPLOYEE
Yes?
YOU
Good then let me open my car door and ask you a question: What kind of pants am I wearing?
EMPLOYEE
What kind of pants? I dont- oh, dear God! Youre not wearing pants.
YOU
Thats right, baby. Why dont you take off that headset and come supersize me?
EMPLOYEE
Please, Ill be forced to get my manager.
YOU
Oh, no can do, baby. I want you all to myself unlesshow sexist of meis your manager a lady?
EMPLOYEE
Please just order something, sir. You must see something you want.
YOU
Oh, I do. Whats your cell phone number?
EMPLOYEE
Look, if I just give you a Big Mac, will you please go away?
YOU
I think youve already given me a Big Mac, if you know what I mean.
EMPLOYEE
Ugh. Gross.
YOU
I mean my genitals.
EMPLOYEE
I know what you mean. Please, just drive up, take your free food and get out of here.
i love this
i wanna try but i dont have a penis
no fair