skullgrid

What I twist you gave to the joke! LOL

Oh boy, it was!

yup, totally.
Damn, I really needed a quite time like this

~saluts~ Yes SIR!

Other benefits eh? You cover dental and vision too?! Wow, I *am* impressed.

Well you see, I'm terribly busy during the week, don't think I'd be able to visit, maybe we should arrange some kind of home visit? How is your bedside manner Doctor?

Well I assume that I would have to undergo a thorough oral examination, is there anything special I should do in preparation? Perhaps floss extra well?

I also have an office in my home, though currently my "office" is located three feet from my bed

Mmm, you're the dominant type eh? Are you sure you wouldn't like me to call you Sir? Or perhaps M'Lord is more along your lines? I wouldn't want to be construed as disrespectful you know But do tell me more about these "curiosities" you referred to. Do you have an appendage shaped like a boomerang or some other shocking abnormality that I should be warned about?

Gynecologist? You know that could be useful, you see I've developed this nasty rash that just won't go away. Perhaps you could do an examination and suggest a course of treatment?

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. :kiss

LOL That was a good one!