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Saturday Dec 26, 2009

Dec 26, 2009
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ok, i didn't wanna get rid of the awesome aliens so quickly, so i will repost at the bottom of this... but i had to tell this story... and show everyone where my twisted humor comes from.

my grandma. she's 88. apparently sometime this past week, she fell out of her bed and smacked her face on a dresser on the way down.

i know i know, it's terrible, etc... but she's ok.

so my aunt took her to the ER and, of course, the ER doc asked her what happened.

she told him:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
"i went out on a date with santa claus and this was my christmas present"



eeekeeekeeekeeekeeekeeekeeekeeekeeekeeektonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetonguetongue
biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinblackeyedblackeyedblackeyedblackeyedblackeyedblackeyedblackeyedblackeyedblackeyedblackeyedblackeyedblackeyed

haha. i love her smile

anyway, here are the aliens again. just to clarify, i did NOT make these from scratch. they come as pre-assembled aliens, but you can take them apart and rebuild them mix-and-match style. THAT'S what i spent a couple hours doing on xmas morning:

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Ben 10 Alien Creation Chamber FTW!


VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
lilcupcake:
Thanks, I just dont want to be like that, you know? kiss
Dec 29, 2009
rubix:
you granny rules smile
Dec 30, 2009

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