skullgrid

sometimes i wish texts from last night had a section for posting entire text conversations instead of just one-liners...

case in point, this series of wrong-number texts i received (and played along with) this evening (all spelling left intact):

mysterious texter in italics
me in bold

"heeeey you"
"whos this?"
"i said this is shanayneeyy! isnt this crystynaa??"
"Nope. But i can pretend if you want..."
"Okaay so you wanna hook up on tuesday night?"
"That depends.... how old are you?"
"Fifteen hahah how old are you?"
"Old enough to be arrested if we hook up..."
"Ohhh well i dont know laws so its all good " ( )
"Yeah but that doesnt mean your parents dont..."
"Well then my parents dont have to know, i dont tell them everything i do with guys "
"Where did you have in mind then?"
"Hmm how about the (name of local place censored) rinnk? "
Let me think about it. Can I ask you a question tho?"
"Hahaha ok, and yees you can lol what is it?"
"Where or who did you get my number from?"
"Well remeber i thought this was crystina but you said it wasnt and that youj would pretend to be him then i asked if you wanted to hook up anywayys so i don't even know who you are "
"So wait, youre telling me there's a DUDE out these named Crystina???"
"Yeeees hes italien ;D"
"Poor guy. he must get his ass kicked a lot. So what's your name again?"
"My real name is talia, but my friends call me shanayneey cause im sexy and that name is sexy so it suits me "
"Talia? Thats the name of the chick batman had a kid with! Cool!"
"Oh reaally? Haha thats sweet i never seen batman ahah so who are you anywayss? "
"Chris Hansen"

aaaaaaaaand that was the end of it

i'm tellin ya...

i couldn't make this shit up if i tried