skullgrid

I've been told i should just blog-post this instead of telling the story again and again...

so....

last night I went to see Martyr ... it was a kick-ass show, despite all the bruises and soreness I brought home thanks to my insistence at standing at the front of the stage with idiot moshers losing their shit behind me... but I digress...

the funniest part of the night actually occurred outside the bar afterward:

there was a dude with a sausage cart. sellin' sausages. and about 10 feet to his right, there was group of 4 dudes and 2 chicks. one ea. of said dudes and chicks were apparently bf/gf and were apparently in the middle of a pretty ridiculous drunken fight.

so, I'm waiting there for a friend to come out from the show and next thing I know, the other 3 dudes and 1 chick are holding the bf down. and the gf walks over to the sausage cart.

she grabs a bag of sausage dude's buns, goes back to her friends and starts beating the shit out of her bf with the buns. sausage guy is completely oblivious to this b/c he's serving customers. gf sneaks the buns back.

but that wasn't the end.

a minute later, she walks back over to the cart and grabs sausage guy's huge ketchup dispenser and starts goin' after the bf with THAT. but this time, sausage guy notices.

he starts chasing after her to get it back, ends up slamming her against a brick wall, takes back his ketchup, lifts it over his head and then...

thinks better of it and goes back to his sausages.

meanwhile, gf is rolling on the sidewalk laughing her ass off.

maybe it's just cuz I don't go out much, but damn if that wasn't one of the funniest things I've seen in a while...