today, the gridkids reached a new all-time high:
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gridkid nuggets of the day:
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out for a walk, passing a wooded area...
"hey dad, hear those crickets?"
"yep, they're pretty loud"
"those are the ones I haven't killed yet"
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looking up different things with gridkid1 on the internet, such as "how snails eat", "where do grasshoppers lay their eggs" etc... and then comes the next request:
"now I wanna learn how flies...
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out for a walk, passing a wooded area...
"hey dad, hear those crickets?"
"yep, they're pretty loud"
"those are the ones I haven't killed yet"
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looking up different things with gridkid1 on the internet, such as "how snails eat", "where do grasshoppers lay their eggs" etc... and then comes the next request:
"now I wanna learn how flies...
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tex13:
lol too cute. Fianlly saw Dark Knight today, its awesome. Also got to see a Watchmen preview, looks pretty good.
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tex13:
Cool birthday cake, and those are some great gifts.
monkeyfish:
wut an AWESOME Ben 10 Cake!!!! 
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edmoloko:
Hey have you ever heard of Comus before?
I'm not sure if your into that stuff, but I recently found out about them and I thought they were surprisingly good.
I'm not sure if your into that stuff, but I recently found out about them and I thought they were surprisingly good.
torieo:
Those pictures melted my heart a bit.
I'm a sucka for cute kids.
I'm a sucka for cute kids.
a few more gridkid nuggets from this week. names withheld to protect the innocent, as well as the not-so-innocent
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a member of the household who rises quite early started their morning with a visit to the bathroom for a #2. sure enough, gridkid1 shows up a minute in pronouncing her own need to use the facilities. she's told "you can wait your turn". so...
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a member of the household who rises quite early started their morning with a visit to the bathroom for a #2. sure enough, gridkid1 shows up a minute in pronouncing her own need to use the facilities. she's told "you can wait your turn". so...
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edmoloko:
Dude you have got to be making this stuff up, kids can't be that funny. If you aren't then they'd awesome child actors, shit..they could pay for their own college that way 
Sleeping on your knees is weird but I think all kids do weird shit sometimes so that shouldn't be anything to worry about.
I used to sleepwalk all the time when I was a kid but everytime I did I'd take a piss in my bottom dresser drawer, my parents sealed it so that I couldn't but then I'd just use the one above that.
Hey what's up with that weirdo who decapitated that random guy on an Canadian Greyhound bus, you Canadians' are so damn violent
Sleeping on your knees is weird but I think all kids do weird shit sometimes so that shouldn't be anything to worry about.
I used to sleepwalk all the time when I was a kid but everytime I did I'd take a piss in my bottom dresser drawer, my parents sealed it so that I couldn't but then I'd just use the one above that.
Hey what's up with that weirdo who decapitated that random guy on an Canadian Greyhound bus, you Canadians' are so damn violent
tex13:
You have the greatest kids, i hope they always keep that funny/serious attitude about life.
today's fembot nugget brought to to you, as usual, by fembot1.
we were out for a walk and saw a hammock in front of someone's house.
her: "what's that?"
me: "a hammock"
her: "what's it for?"
me: "you lay in it. I'm gonna put one between our trees once I finish taking the pool out"
her: "I'm gonna lay in it all the time"
me:...
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we were out for a walk and saw a hammock in front of someone's house.
her: "what's that?"
me: "a hammock"
her: "what's it for?"
me: "you lay in it. I'm gonna put one between our trees once I finish taking the pool out"
her: "I'm gonna lay in it all the time"
me:...
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missziggy:
meh...not too much going on. taking some peekchurs tomorrow hopefully so keep an eye out 
edmoloko:
That's impressive, I think I was barely able to form a sentence at that age.
one of my aunts won $315,000.00 on her first pull on a slot machine at a casino last week.
I guess good things DO happen to good people once in a while. who knew...
I guess good things DO happen to good people once in a while. who knew...
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tex13:
If all else fails you could drop by and visit her yourself, just happened to be in the neighborhood.
missziggy:
oh thats sweet...good for her
and thanks...kittens...cats...they're all fluffy and something to invest love in...
and thanks...kittens...cats...they're all fluffy and something to invest love in...
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note to self: in the future, when beginning to somewhat-violently dismantle an outdoor wooden structure, it might be wise to do a quick check first to see if any wasp nests are hidden there-in.
one swarm and six stings later, we'll call that one a lesson learned the hard way.
as a side note,...
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note to self: in the future, when beginning to somewhat-violently dismantle an outdoor wooden structure, it might be wise to do a quick check first to see if any wasp nests are hidden there-in.
one swarm and six stings later, we'll call that one a lesson learned the hard way.
as a side note,...
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darke:
See, the big problem is that too many people mistake kindness for weakness, and takes for granted that a person who does them a kindness will do it again. An asshole makes no effort to be anything else than an asshole. They are comfortable with their personal priorities. So I'm not a complete asshole... and I don't really believe you are either. There are a few random scattered times when we perceive life challenging us to be better than we are... I listen for those.
The reason I'm a bastard, or at least most people who are in my presence see me that way, is that I can be kind, but when that kindness is taken for granted and they ask why I won't repeat it, I tell them exactly fucking why... every weakwilled bullshit impulse they cater to that they have allowed themselves to indulge rather than bettering themselves. and most people can't take that level of honesty... they're offended by it. I am not bullshit free, and if someone calls me on it, I'll fess up. But if they can't take it, they're not going to like me for very long.
Cute kids. Look like trouble.
The reason I'm a bastard, or at least most people who are in my presence see me that way, is that I can be kind, but when that kindness is taken for granted and they ask why I won't repeat it, I tell them exactly fucking why... every weakwilled bullshit impulse they cater to that they have allowed themselves to indulge rather than bettering themselves. and most people can't take that level of honesty... they're offended by it. I am not bullshit free, and if someone calls me on it, I'll fess up. But if they can't take it, they're not going to like me for very long.
Cute kids. Look like trouble.
so, I have a birthday coming up in September. I know I know, it's a couple months away... BUT I figured some advance warning on this might be good. see, I've had my eye on these.
more specifically, there are four of them I would really like. so, if any friends happen to be feeling generous in a couple months' time, I'd really really...
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more specifically, there are four of them I would really like. so, if any friends happen to be feeling generous in a couple months' time, I'd really really...
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panda_pewp:
yeah I know right.....
after today I can make a strong argument for making a living doing something that involves some kind of physical labor, rather than sitting in a chair talking to people like my current excuse for a "job" entails.
I mean, I'm fucking exhausted and probably shouldn't have exerted myself as much as I did in this kind of heat... BUT, I began the pool demolition...
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I mean, I'm fucking exhausted and probably shouldn't have exerted myself as much as I did in this kind of heat... BUT, I began the pool demolition...
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darke:
You know, that's the one thing I miss about running a Blockbuster Video... I probably walked 10 miles a day just back and forthing it across the store.
torieo:
I know what you mean.
If I don't actually have to do it, than I won't.
I.E. I own a pool, last year I didn't go in it much, so this year I decided to not put it up, but now I really really wish I did but I keep telling myself its too late in the season now.
If I don't actually have to do it, than I won't.
I.E. I own a pool, last year I didn't go in it much, so this year I decided to not put it up, but now I really really wish I did but I keep telling myself its too late in the season now.
sleeping on a floor (well, a futon mattress on the floor, but still) with 5 year old + said 5 year old waking up to chat every half-hour + 5 hours of driving the following day = very tiiiiiired Skullgrid.
hope everyone had a good weekend. mine was pretty good but, as described above, also tiring.
hope everyone had a good weekend. mine was pretty good but, as described above, also tiring.
panda_pewp:
its a long story....
I got into an arguement at work (as you know Im a stripper) and what I'm thinking that happened is that that girl put some ecstasy pills in my purse to try to get me fired and I quit before that could happen and of course I was pissed, and was driving a little angrily, So I got pulled over and because of the way I look and every one else in the car looked we all got pulled out of the car handcuffed immediately and the car got searched.....so they found the shit and I got charged for it. Im talking to a lawyer and they are doing a full investigation on the case and are going to try to get my charges either reduced or dropped.
I got into an arguement at work (as you know Im a stripper) and what I'm thinking that happened is that that girl put some ecstasy pills in my purse to try to get me fired and I quit before that could happen and of course I was pissed, and was driving a little angrily, So I got pulled over and because of the way I look and every one else in the car looked we all got pulled out of the car handcuffed immediately and the car got searched.....so they found the shit and I got charged for it. Im talking to a lawyer and they are doing a full investigation on the case and are going to try to get my charges either reduced or dropped.
torieo:
Ahh sounds like fun
can she come sing that in my classroom please?