This woman was looking for performers on the always excellent Nonsense NYC mailing list. I went to a meeting yesterday. We're going to put on a largely improvised play on a subway car, travelling from Union Square to Queens. Once. In two weeks. After one rehearsal. So, this should be fun, or at the very least, interesting. I'll keep you posted.
Last night...
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I got back from hott_coco's goodbye party just now. Goodbye, hott_coco! I had a good time. Typing is very concentration-intensive, so this is tough. I think I'll eat some potato chips and then go to bed.
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* sleep *
It's morning: In theory, I'm sober and awake now; I don't know how true that is. My head feels like it's about five...
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* sleep *
It's morning: In theory, I'm sober and awake now; I don't know how true that is. My head feels like it's about five...
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luna666:
did i remember to give you money for the car last night? i hope so. if not i apologize....
relethed:
you never cease to amuse me. when i see your comments on the board, i instantly think to myself: point and click! instant fun and laughter!
you are le bomb
glad to hear you had a fun and non-hangovered time
p.s.--you gotta watch out for the jesus. it's no wonder you lost it: nobody f***s with the jesus!
you are le bomb
glad to hear you had a fun and non-hangovered time
p.s.--you gotta watch out for the jesus. it's no wonder you lost it: nobody f***s with the jesus!
I feel very uninterested today. I don't know if it's a chemical thing, like I ate too much MSG last night, or what. I'm too lazy to get anything done, but I can't even waste time effectively.
I spent way too much time yesterday posting on the boards, especially the thread about circumcision. I'm reminded of the saying, "Arguing on the internet is like...
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I spent way too much time yesterday posting on the boards, especially the thread about circumcision. I'm reminded of the saying, "Arguing on the internet is like...
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freyja__:
coffee is eeeeeeeeeeeevil.
relentless77:
Santa cruz is like a caffine addiction to me. It's not that big a deal, and it kept me going in the mornings, but once you get over it, you realise it didn't really do anything for you that you couldn't do yourself.
I miss it to though sometimes, then I go there and I remember why I left. Too many faces and memories.
I miss it to though sometimes, then I go there and I remember why I left. Too many faces and memories.
VSLF is now off nights, working in a different department in the hospital. Starting a new rotation is always stressful; it doesn't help that she seems to have developed a cold. We woke this morning at 5:30 so I could make her breakfast before she runs off and she was feeling pretty pukey. Hopefully she'll feel better when she gets home tonight.
Once it turns...
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was_nicole:
can the VSLF have a real name?
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if the way to get love comes in scrambled eggs... then yes.
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if the way to get love comes in scrambled eggs... then yes.
An Insidious Attitude
"Ooooo-kay...."
"Whoa! A little too much information there!"
"Yikes. Thanks for sharing."
When somebody says something that either
A. you know they aren't completely comfortable with saying
or
B. you aren't entirely comfortable with hearing
you can say one of the above handy phrases (completely in jest, of course) to shut them up (and it will) and restore equilibrium.
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"Ooooo-kay...."
"Whoa! A little too much information there!"
"Yikes. Thanks for sharing."
When somebody says something that either
A. you know they aren't completely comfortable with saying
or
B. you aren't entirely comfortable with hearing
you can say one of the above handy phrases (completely in jest, of course) to shut them up (and it will) and restore equilibrium.
On the...
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relethed:
just wait--you will miss those late night chats--and the sex talk will far outweigh any REAL sex you could--
wait. i'm a total idiot.
wait. i'm a total idiot.
meempants:
dude, she'll probably have you looking at animals and stuff within the week. *snort*
I'm taking this weird "Body Dynamics" class. It's not an acting class, it's a class for actors to get us in touch with our instrument. Upside: touching other peoples' butts. Downside: New-age jargon.
I got into the class when my acting teacher recommended it. Apparently I'm extremely unbalanced. Uh, physically. When I stand, I tend to lean forward. And my arms don't hang very...
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I got into the class when my acting teacher recommended it. Apparently I'm extremely unbalanced. Uh, physically. When I stand, I tend to lean forward. And my arms don't hang very...
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skryche:
i know why you are have these "human problems" it's cause you are a robot
I'm actually solid throughout! Like a potato!
Oh, and here's more proof of my inhumanity: I can't sit cross-legged. Seriously. If I try, I fall over. The VSLF finds it very amusing. We'll have guests over, and she'll be all, "Hey, you guys want to see something funny? Jon-- try and sit crosslegged!"
I'm actually solid throughout! Like a potato!
Oh, and here's more proof of my inhumanity: I can't sit cross-legged. Seriously. If I try, I fall over. The VSLF finds it very amusing. We'll have guests over, and she'll be all, "Hey, you guys want to see something funny? Jon-- try and sit crosslegged!"
relethed:
poor, poor skryche. where do i begin when i try to pity him? his lack of coordination? his falling over problem? his absence of head?
*weep in confusion for his problematic existence*
(i need to get the elephant's permission to use her in my story)
*weep in confusion for his problematic existence*
(i need to get the elephant's permission to use her in my story)
Johnny Five: Alive!
I can't be the only member who's viewed another member'sprofile only to see a bad film on someone's "Favorite Films" list.
No, wait. I don't mean a bad film-- it might be a good film. I mean a film such that the idea of someone describing it as one of their favorite films is offensive-- but a message that the film projects...
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I can't be the only member who's viewed another member'sprofile only to see a bad film on someone's "Favorite Films" list.
No, wait. I don't mean a bad film-- it might be a good film. I mean a film such that the idea of someone describing it as one of their favorite films is offensive-- but a message that the film projects...
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relethed:
this is too complicated for me to understand.....
maybe if you didn't look like you were about to eat someone's brain, you would have an easier time looking pretty at work
maybe if you didn't look like you were about to eat someone's brain, you would have an easier time looking pretty at work
fuzzybunny:
Thanks, you GOT it! 
[the squirting imperative now afflicting popular porn culture...]
Ohhh, most hated "favorite" movie: "Pretty Woman," it makes me want to pimp slap anyone who finds the slightest bit of romance in its patently paternalistic, materialistic and utterly unrealistic portrayal of prostitution. That, my friend, is a DANGEROUS movie. I feel homicidal to even think about that one!
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[the squirting imperative now afflicting popular porn culture...]
Ohhh, most hated "favorite" movie: "Pretty Woman," it makes me want to pimp slap anyone who finds the slightest bit of romance in its patently paternalistic, materialistic and utterly unrealistic portrayal of prostitution. That, my friend, is a DANGEROUS movie. I feel homicidal to even think about that one!
[Edited on Jan 30, 2003]
I'm temping at this marketing company today. One of their receptionists is out sick and they need someone to just sit at the front desk and look pretty. All I do is answer the occasional phone call and hit the door button whenever I see someone heading towards the door. There's this one guy who has a high-powered exec air about him - you know,...
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relethed:
skryche, you rock. if all you have to do is sit at the front desk and look pretty, i'm sure you're doing a fabulous job
great gatsby: spectacular. i've read it trey times. will read it again in a week for class. bleak little looks at american existence and ideology: love them
my teller machine says, "it's always a pleasure to service you" Beat That!!
great gatsby: spectacular. i've read it trey times. will read it again in a week for class. bleak little looks at american existence and ideology: love them
my teller machine says, "it's always a pleasure to service you" Beat That!!
Aw gee, why are the virtues of Leave it to Beaver rarely mentioned? These days it's thought of as a naive portrait of the fifties nuclear family, but the adventures of Wally and the Beav are so much more than that.
The show is funny. Rarely an episode passes that I don't laugh out loud. On that scoreboard, it's better than Friends.
It's...
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The show is funny. Rarely an episode passes that I don't laugh out loud. On that scoreboard, it's better than Friends.
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freyja__:
sounds like an interesting case study.
i don't think i have ever watched an episode of
'leave it to beaver.'
but i do know that 'friends' just plain sucks.
meow.
ps - if you look closely you can actually see them both.
i don't think i have ever watched an episode of
'leave it to beaver.'
but i do know that 'friends' just plain sucks.
meow.
ps - if you look closely you can actually see them both.
skryche:
If you look closely you can see them both.
Damn this low-contrast monitor.
Damn this low-contrast monitor.
I'm on a roll, I appeared to have killed four threads today:
abortion - an ancient practice? @ 9:01 AM
UFOs detected by NASA observatory @ 9:15 AM
If you could switch genders for a day... @ 9:21 AM
What's your favourite bad movie? @ 1:27 PM
Who knows what wonders tomorrow may bring?
abortion - an ancient practice? @ 9:01 AM
UFOs detected by NASA observatory @ 9:15 AM
If you could switch genders for a day... @ 9:21 AM
What's your favourite bad movie? @ 1:27 PM
Who knows what wonders tomorrow may bring?
relethed:
hi, skryche. i want to commend you on killing those threads. in case you couldn't find it, my sg name is "relethed" not "iamrelethed"
peace
what does that mean? (that boy needs therapy)-- is the rest of the cd pretty good? i've almost picked it up about 10 times.
astralwerks fan, huh?
peace
what does that mean? (that boy needs therapy)-- is the rest of the cd pretty good? i've almost picked it up about 10 times.
astralwerks fan, huh?
i'm not making fun of his tiny feet!
it's just a fact.
horray for the dog show.