"I renounce fish, I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish."
We watched Adaptation a few nights ago with some friends. That movie is so fucking perfect. Great writing, great acting, great directing, bizarre story. It's a very ironic movie, but there's absolutely no tiresome winking ironic tone, in which I think most directors would have indulged. The...
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That was quite the party.
- Spent much of the party without my pants
- Successfully lured freyja under the mistletoe (though received bruises)
- nearly got punched for taking a picture
- Lost my camera (since been found by heroes BKFreak & skydork)
- Remember little else
I hear there was also sex occurring in the stairwell (though I'm pretty sure I was not involved).
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originalzombee:
and yes, many much sex on the stairwell....and in the bed...wooot!
originalzombee:
i'll give yu the benifit of the doubt and say you didn't know what was going on in there good enough? 
I got IM'd by a member I've never spoken with before. Comments welcome.
Session Start (chat.suicidegirls.com:an SG member): Sat Dec 20 21:34:30 2003
[an SG member] Question?
[Skryche] Answer!
[an SG member] OK...
[Skryche] ...?
[an SG member] Were you raised by a parent that was particularly strict?
[Skryche] N...nnnnn....nnnnno
[Skryche] What an unusual question.
[an SG member] just wondering...
[an SG member] Thanks
[Skryche]...
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Session Start (chat.suicidegirls.com:an SG member): Sat Dec 20 21:34:30 2003
[an SG member] Question?
[Skryche] Answer!
[an SG member] OK...
[Skryche] ...?
[an SG member] Were you raised by a parent that was particularly strict?
[Skryche] N...nnnnn....nnnnno
[Skryche] What an unusual question.
[an SG member] just wondering...
[an SG member] Thanks
[Skryche]...
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bkwill:
I have your camera, no worries. 1-646-267-5886, lets work out a time to meet up. 
marymary:
christ dude, who was this member? please tell me that they live no where around here. wow.
wait, didnt we have that exact conversation last night at some point while we were pantless?
wait, didnt we have that exact conversation last night at some point while we were pantless?
We went to see Bad Santa last night. We got drink and snack from the lobby, which I now vow never to do again. How much do you think a fucking child's drink and child's popcorn are? Over seven dollars! You believe that?
But the movie. It was... good, and very funny in places, but... so far from the quality of Ghost World. Billy Bob...
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But the movie. It was... good, and very funny in places, but... so far from the quality of Ghost World. Billy Bob...
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bkwill:
Skydork was talking about buying some, I don't have any, but if someone does, this party will get interesting. 
People on the boards can be such little shits. relethed says it best.
complainey:
i wasn't drunk. i was being f'real. NO YOU DI'INT!
marymary:
haha that picture is awesome
Saddam Hussein was captured a few days ago. And tonight they're playing Hot Shots! Part Deux. Coincidence?
My latest interesting task at work has been attempting to transcribe these whiteboard sheets. The Boss sticks 'em to the wall and scribbles plans on them. Then I get them and try and create a Word out of them. It's absurd: they're covered with scribbled diagrams, crossed-out words,...
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My latest interesting task at work has been attempting to transcribe these whiteboard sheets. The Boss sticks 'em to the wall and scribbles plans on them. Then I get them and try and create a Word out of them. It's absurd: they're covered with scribbled diagrams, crossed-out words,...
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polaris:
Comments like that make me want to marry you.
Today a coworker asked me about where I went to school, so I told her all about how I followed a girl from California to England... and then after we graduated I followed her to New York...
...and then I joked that we still hadn't met yet. And the look of shock on her face was so satisfying and priceless.
In other news, I ate...
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...and then I joked that we still hadn't met yet. And the look of shock on her face was so satisfying and priceless.
In other news, I ate...
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broadwaybee:
Almonds are good for you. No trans-fatty acids, fer one.
Mmmm, food.
Mmmm, food.
thelibra:
I downed a 1/2 lb. bag of walnuts.
you are not alone.
you are not alone.
Bad Party
So we cabbed up to the north Bronx for VSLF's work party. I don't think I've been so far north while still in NYC before. There were rumors that there wouldn't be enough tables at the soiree, so we got there fairly early. Which turned out to be before anybody else. But that just meant we got a drop on our drinking, right?...
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jacqui:
tell me bout it! to be honest, the girl that interviewed us was very sweet, she hardly asked us any questions, she just looked at our wedding album, asked us some simple questions and that was it. I have my passport stamped for 10 years BUT i should get citizenship within the next three to four years ? i couldnt believe how easy it seemed, i was scared coz i thought it seemed a little to easy. but, i have it now and im not giving back, hehehe.
wil you be at the next party ?
wil you be at the next party ?
marymary:
Lois Lowry, not Ava. I'm an ass. Yes, the link you sent was it.
Last night my woman was working nights, so I slept alone. I think I must've slept about, maybe, twenty minutes before something woke me up; it couldn't have been too long because the dishwasher was still going. Standing next to my bed was a hooded shriveled evil gnome. It was staring at me. I stared back until I decided he/she was just some clothing hanging...
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thelibra:
everclear *sigh* it's illegal in new york state.
...but not in NJ!
...but not in NJ!
saintbrat:
SantaCon good, tired now, must sleep off fifth of tequila, but had to touch base. Life is good
This temp assignment... there's not a lot to it. Well, today, I had to dig through huge stacks of documents and file them, but I really get the impression that I've been hired out of spite.
* The boss tells the office Manager, "We need a temp!"
* Manager warns the office doesn't have enough work to justify a temp, but orders one.
* Manager...
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* The boss tells the office Manager, "We need a temp!"
* Manager warns the office doesn't have enough work to justify a temp, but orders one.
* Manager...
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complainey:
oh man, "what's a-happenin', hot stuff?" is like the SEXIEST part of sixteen candles. you rule.
complainey:
oh, also, i hope you don't lose your job.
(and thank you thank you thank you)
And Hag Hannukah Sameach, and put some extra cccchs on those h's!
DO you think that I need to read Cyrptonomicon before I read QuickSilver?
[Edited on Dec 24, 2003 11:52PM]