skryche

All the egg talk made me go out for some Huevos Rancheros. Man, I wish I still lived near the Mission.

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I've been on the phone lately with this friend of mine for whom I created a website (for free). She says she's been very happy with the site I built (and maintain) and has received many compliments, et cetera. But: she calls the other day and starts telling me about this guy she's been talking with who has ideas for the site. I'm like, sure, I'm always open to adding more to the site, have him send me an email. But she keeps talking and talking about it, and the longer she talks, the more of an apologetic tone creeps into her voice. It makes me nervous. I've talked to her a few times since, and each time it's more ominous. Various clues have led me to believe:
1. This guy has promised her the sun and the moon.
2. These things that he's promised her, he's convinced her somehow that I don't know enough to help her with.
3. She's going to pay him to make her a new site.
I worked hard on this and now I feel... angry.

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I need a comic monologue. Quickly.