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Friday Jun 11, 2004

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Went to see the ass doctor yesterday. Looks like I'll be getting a colonoscopy next month! Fun, right?

Last night we went to the village for dinner at Meskerem and to see smoking drinking Irishman Dylan Moran do stand-up. Anyway, he was quite good: "Your eyes dead spiders thumbed into a meatloaf head with fire-retardant hair."

My research has revealed that Charlie Brown is always drawn with his nose at the exact height of his eyes:
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Fucked up, right?

One of vyeseleph's patients said to her:

I know I already have, like, my own doctor... but is there a way I can switch and have you as a doctor instead?

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stellartrane:
Your first colonoscopy.. how special, you should video tape it like birth, and then show it to unsuspecting house guest.
Jun 12, 2004
yumchen:
Ah something to look forward too.
At least you don't have to get your boobies squished flat between to panes of glass!


Bah....

Jun 12, 2004

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