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Wednesday Apr 21, 2004

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I may be broke, but that doesn't mean I have to deprive myself, now does it?

I can't buy an egg & cheese sandwich, but I have eggs! I have cheese! I have English muffins! This should be no problem, right?



Things I have learned:

  • Gruyere has nothing on American cheese for this particular fromagerous application.
  • Though the cheese should be nice and melty, applying it directly to the frying pan does not acheive this, and fucks up the spatula, besides.
  • Don't forget the pepper!
  • Three eggs is great for an omelette, but pushing it when it comes to a (or a pair of) breakfast sandwich.

VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
boxofficepoison:
Well really I think everything causes cancer in lab rats unfortunately. Warm summer breeze's have been known to lead to cancer ridden lab rats.
Apr 21, 2004
philz:
i would eat that. right now. damn it, i'm hungry now, and i was all ready to go to bed in a minute. bah.
Apr 21, 2004

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