I'm taking this weird "Body Dynamics" class. It's not an acting class, it's a class for actors to get us in touch with our instrument. Upside: touching other peoples' butts. Downside: New-age jargon.
I got into the class when my acting teacher recommended it. Apparently I'm extremely unbalanced. Uh, physically. When I stand, I tend to lean forward. And my arms don't hang very...
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I got into the class when my acting teacher recommended it. Apparently I'm extremely unbalanced. Uh, physically. When I stand, I tend to lean forward. And my arms don't hang very...
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Johnny Five: Alive!
I can't be the only member who's viewed another member'sprofile only to see a bad film on someone's "Favorite Films" list.
No, wait. I don't mean a bad film-- it might be a good film. I mean a film such that the idea of someone describing it as one of their favorite films is offensive-- but a message that the film projects...
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I can't be the only member who's viewed another member'sprofile only to see a bad film on someone's "Favorite Films" list.
No, wait. I don't mean a bad film-- it might be a good film. I mean a film such that the idea of someone describing it as one of their favorite films is offensive-- but a message that the film projects...
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relethed:
this is too complicated for me to understand.....
maybe if you didn't look like you were about to eat someone's brain, you would have an easier time looking pretty at work
maybe if you didn't look like you were about to eat someone's brain, you would have an easier time looking pretty at work
fuzzybunny:
Thanks, you GOT it! 
[the squirting imperative now afflicting popular porn culture...]
Ohhh, most hated "favorite" movie: "Pretty Woman," it makes me want to pimp slap anyone who finds the slightest bit of romance in its patently paternalistic, materialistic and utterly unrealistic portrayal of prostitution. That, my friend, is a DANGEROUS movie. I feel homicidal to even think about that one!
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[the squirting imperative now afflicting popular porn culture...]
Ohhh, most hated "favorite" movie: "Pretty Woman," it makes me want to pimp slap anyone who finds the slightest bit of romance in its patently paternalistic, materialistic and utterly unrealistic portrayal of prostitution. That, my friend, is a DANGEROUS movie. I feel homicidal to even think about that one!
[Edited on Jan 30, 2003]
I'm temping at this marketing company today. One of their receptionists is out sick and they need someone to just sit at the front desk and look pretty. All I do is answer the occasional phone call and hit the door button whenever I see someone heading towards the door. There's this one guy who has a high-powered exec air about him - you know,...
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relethed:
skryche, you rock. if all you have to do is sit at the front desk and look pretty, i'm sure you're doing a fabulous job
great gatsby: spectacular. i've read it trey times. will read it again in a week for class. bleak little looks at american existence and ideology: love them
my teller machine says, "it's always a pleasure to service you" Beat That!!
great gatsby: spectacular. i've read it trey times. will read it again in a week for class. bleak little looks at american existence and ideology: love them
my teller machine says, "it's always a pleasure to service you" Beat That!!
Aw gee, why are the virtues of Leave it to Beaver rarely mentioned? These days it's thought of as a naive portrait of the fifties nuclear family, but the adventures of Wally and the Beav are so much more than that.
The show is funny. Rarely an episode passes that I don't laugh out loud. On that scoreboard, it's better than Friends.
It's...
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The show is funny. Rarely an episode passes that I don't laugh out loud. On that scoreboard, it's better than Friends.
It's...
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freyja__:
sounds like an interesting case study.
i don't think i have ever watched an episode of
'leave it to beaver.'
but i do know that 'friends' just plain sucks.
meow.
ps - if you look closely you can actually see them both.
i don't think i have ever watched an episode of
'leave it to beaver.'
but i do know that 'friends' just plain sucks.
meow.
ps - if you look closely you can actually see them both.
skryche:
If you look closely you can see them both.
Damn this low-contrast monitor.
Damn this low-contrast monitor.
I'm on a roll, I appeared to have killed four threads today:
abortion - an ancient practice? @ 9:01 AM
UFOs detected by NASA observatory @ 9:15 AM
If you could switch genders for a day... @ 9:21 AM
What's your favourite bad movie? @ 1:27 PM
Who knows what wonders tomorrow may bring?
abortion - an ancient practice? @ 9:01 AM
UFOs detected by NASA observatory @ 9:15 AM
If you could switch genders for a day... @ 9:21 AM
What's your favourite bad movie? @ 1:27 PM
Who knows what wonders tomorrow may bring?
relethed:
hi, skryche. i want to commend you on killing those threads. in case you couldn't find it, my sg name is "relethed" not "iamrelethed"
peace
what does that mean? (that boy needs therapy)-- is the rest of the cd pretty good? i've almost picked it up about 10 times.
astralwerks fan, huh?
peace
what does that mean? (that boy needs therapy)-- is the rest of the cd pretty good? i've almost picked it up about 10 times.
astralwerks fan, huh?
I'm new here. I like it a lot. But it makes me feel a little old.
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skryche:
I know I'm not really old. It's a syndrome I've noticed a lot of people suffering from: thinking you're older than you are.
On the other hand, a lot of people here were born in the 80s, which has always equaled "young'un" to me.
"p.s. you got something pierced when you were in the Navy?"
No, I actually rammed a huge surgical steel rod through a bunch of ships. It was fun!
On the other hand, a lot of people here were born in the 80s, which has always equaled "young'un" to me.
"p.s. you got something pierced when you were in the Navy?"
No, I actually rammed a huge surgical steel rod through a bunch of ships. It was fun!
cozybear:
Yeah I started to feel like I was getting old when I turned 26, but now that I'm coming up on 29 I just don't really care anymore.
I'm actually solid throughout! Like a potato!
Oh, and here's more proof of my inhumanity: I can't sit cross-legged. Seriously. If I try, I fall over. The VSLF finds it very amusing. We'll have guests over, and she'll be all, "Hey, you guys want to see something funny? Jon-- try and sit crosslegged!"
*weep in confusion for his problematic existence*
(i need to get the elephant's permission to use her in my story)