tonight i found myself driving around at midnight and cussing . seems like a logical thing to do for a single 21 year old male to do on a saturday night...just driving nowhere. and cussing randomly into the air. then when i was driving and i saw a light in my backseat from my amp and for a split second i thought it was a little fire starting and all my tv-soaked mind could think about was "whats the coolest way to react to a fire in the back of my car?" dang. and i noticed that when i'm driving and i look left, i feel much cooler than when i have to look right. try it sometime. then i saw a midget. driving. midgets don't drive short, they just are short. pants is the coolest word on earth.
