O.K. Folks. Time for some ranting and raving here on "THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF" or as Gilbert Godfred would say, "What the FUCK?"
1. Why is it when grown men play video games we get labeled 'slob' or 'lazy', but when women do it, it's cute and attractive? Don't get me wrong, I think women who play video games are hot, but not all guys are 'slobs'. We enjoy mindless entertainment too!
2. Why, when I have a client I am doing art for, they look at my portfolio, decide to hire me (Assuming they hired me based on my unique art style), has me do several concept skethes, and then goes on to show me work from other artists and has the fucking balls to say, "You know, what we're going for is this kind of look. We would like to see you showing this style in your drawings for us." Fuck off! Read the contract! It clearly states, "...created in the unique style of the artist..." If you want their style, hire them.
3. Abercrombie and Fitch, turn down the god awful noise in your store!!!
4. People who leave their pets outside. Not people who do it for a gew hours while they go for Taco Bell at 2 am. I'm talking about the people who feel that pets belong outside. Why did you get a pet? Obviously not because you love animals. Only because you want to fill the void of some lost love who left you at the alter for some Dairy Queen cashier and you feel that a dog would do the trick. Pets belong at your side, always!!! If I'm doing dishes, my boy is right at my feet. If I'm sleeping, he's right next to me. If I'm on the crapper, he hands me that T.P. .Now thats love!!
5. Last, but certainly not least...People who come into my bar, and proceed to tell me what the owner should do to this place. These kind of people go on and on and on about how we could maximize our profit if only we would create a special menu for senior citizens or if we started a proper employee training program. Hey pal, I...uh...don't work for corporate for a reason! Also, I don't have a problem with senior citizens...it's just that....I work in a bar. I can count the number of old folks that come in my place on my left hand alone. Take you and your Hummer and go find another restaurant to suck up in your "Have a spectacular day folks
" tractor beam!!!
Aaahhhh......better!!! Anyone else feel the same?
1. Why is it when grown men play video games we get labeled 'slob' or 'lazy', but when women do it, it's cute and attractive? Don't get me wrong, I think women who play video games are hot, but not all guys are 'slobs'. We enjoy mindless entertainment too!
2. Why, when I have a client I am doing art for, they look at my portfolio, decide to hire me (Assuming they hired me based on my unique art style), has me do several concept skethes, and then goes on to show me work from other artists and has the fucking balls to say, "You know, what we're going for is this kind of look. We would like to see you showing this style in your drawings for us." Fuck off! Read the contract! It clearly states, "...created in the unique style of the artist..." If you want their style, hire them.
3. Abercrombie and Fitch, turn down the god awful noise in your store!!!
4. People who leave their pets outside. Not people who do it for a gew hours while they go for Taco Bell at 2 am. I'm talking about the people who feel that pets belong outside. Why did you get a pet? Obviously not because you love animals. Only because you want to fill the void of some lost love who left you at the alter for some Dairy Queen cashier and you feel that a dog would do the trick. Pets belong at your side, always!!! If I'm doing dishes, my boy is right at my feet. If I'm sleeping, he's right next to me. If I'm on the crapper, he hands me that T.P. .Now thats love!!
5. Last, but certainly not least...People who come into my bar, and proceed to tell me what the owner should do to this place. These kind of people go on and on and on about how we could maximize our profit if only we would create a special menu for senior citizens or if we started a proper employee training program. Hey pal, I...uh...don't work for corporate for a reason! Also, I don't have a problem with senior citizens...it's just that....I work in a bar. I can count the number of old folks that come in my place on my left hand alone. Take you and your Hummer and go find another restaurant to suck up in your "Have a spectacular day folks
" tractor beam!!!
Aaahhhh......better!!! Anyone else feel the same?
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flygirl:
You just made my day....I have wanted a good laugh.
hotgoddess:
all i have to say to your ranting...is precisely lol 