O.K., where to begin?
What happened? Where was when it was agreed upon that it is manditory for 90% of "frat" boys and girls to wear these fucking "trendy" shirts that show how much of a "bad ass" they are? Shirts with these retardo fucking phrases such as:
1. "Deez Nuts" or "Rub My Nuts"(with an appropriate picture of walnuts)
2. "No Fear"...A.K.A. Open a Can of "Whoop Ass"
3. "No Fat Chicks Allowed" (Huh Huh... My shirt says no fat chicks dude.) Shut the fuck up you inconsiderate fucktard!
4. "Must be this tall to Ride this Ride" with a line drawn about the waist line. This doesn't show you want a blow job, it shows you're a Pedophile!
5. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" Alright, here's a bit of advice, If she didn't notice you the first time you walked by, whatever you're trying to pull off, didn't work!
6. Any "Von Dutch" merchendise. People, did you know that Von Dutch was a pin stripe artist loooooooooong before he was a fashion icon. As an artist I refuse to wear anything from "Von Dutch" because of the trendy factor. Thanks, shitheads!
7. "West Coast or Orange County Choppers". Unless you own a Motorcyle, don't. This one goes right along with the whole Von Dutch thing.
Other shirts that I don't want to get into detail about are: "Pimp", "Playa 4 Life", "M.I.L.F. Hunter", "I Fucked Your Girlfriend" or "9 out of 10 voices in my head said I'd do her".
Get a life, quit worrying how big your ego feels or who you're impressing.
Trust me, there could be a lot more, but then I would have nothing to write about in the future.
Take care everyone!!
What happened? Where was when it was agreed upon that it is manditory for 90% of "frat" boys and girls to wear these fucking "trendy" shirts that show how much of a "bad ass" they are? Shirts with these retardo fucking phrases such as:
1. "Deez Nuts" or "Rub My Nuts"(with an appropriate picture of walnuts)
2. "No Fear"...A.K.A. Open a Can of "Whoop Ass"
3. "No Fat Chicks Allowed" (Huh Huh... My shirt says no fat chicks dude.) Shut the fuck up you inconsiderate fucktard!
4. "Must be this tall to Ride this Ride" with a line drawn about the waist line. This doesn't show you want a blow job, it shows you're a Pedophile!
5. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" Alright, here's a bit of advice, If she didn't notice you the first time you walked by, whatever you're trying to pull off, didn't work!
6. Any "Von Dutch" merchendise. People, did you know that Von Dutch was a pin stripe artist loooooooooong before he was a fashion icon. As an artist I refuse to wear anything from "Von Dutch" because of the trendy factor. Thanks, shitheads!
7. "West Coast or Orange County Choppers". Unless you own a Motorcyle, don't. This one goes right along with the whole Von Dutch thing.
Other shirts that I don't want to get into detail about are: "Pimp", "Playa 4 Life", "M.I.L.F. Hunter", "I Fucked Your Girlfriend" or "9 out of 10 voices in my head said I'd do her".
Get a life, quit worrying how big your ego feels or who you're impressing.
Trust me, there could be a lot more, but then I would have nothing to write about in the future.
Take care everyone!!