It seems to me that everyone is given a label these days, primarily by those who fear what they stand for. We are all so locked into the perception of our version of normal, that we use these labels to pin to another human being as if it was a curse that they are supposed to wear. Make no mistakes, labels are an indication of...
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They should have a job where all you have to do is lay in a hammock with a cold drink...all day, every day. Just sayin...
The positive thing about working the overnight shift is that I'm always available to support insomniacs and people living half way around the world. The negative? I never make any sense because I'm so damn tired...
The worst feeling in the world: Knowing your time off is over and you have to go back to work tomorrow. I guess I will have to keep playing the lottery and daydreaming of spending my remaining days living on a tropical island in the Caribbean. Note: When that day does come, I am going to throw the most ridiculous party that the world has...
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Go out and have dinner with my friends? Nope. Go do something fun for the evening? Nope. Go do something nerdy for the night? Nope. Go watch the Basketball game? Nope. Sit in my comfy chair and probably fall asleep sitting up? We have a winner!
I need a life...wait...I have one. I need to take advantage of my life.
We are staring down the barrel of four years of new leadership in this country. Never has it been more important to take care of one another, love each other, and embrace that which makes us special as human beings. It is wonderful to embrace our individuality, together. Never be afraid to express who you are, too the fullest, and free of judgment. Together, we...
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Word to the wise: If you don't like massive black and blue welts all over your back, I do not recommend Cupping Therapy...unless you are into that sort of thing, in which case I highly recommend Cupping Therapy.
If your cat is purring as he mercilessly bites and claws at your arm...is that a sign of affection or a plotting of your demise? I love the little bugger, but I wish love didn't hurt so much.
I think I learned today why fat guys like me don't go to the gym. The reason is because the extra weight adds more stress to the joints, which in turn hurt like a royal motherfucker later!