I learned long ago that the best thing I can do in this world is attempt to bring smiles to other people. The greatest joy in the world comes from knowing that you made a positive mark on someone's day. Unfortunately, we are all growing up in a world of selfishness. People seem to care more about things like money and political gain than they...
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I realized the other day that I nervously scratch my left arm when I am feeling anxiety. The downside? I don't realize it until my arm is bleeding. In related news, Tide pods are very effective at getting blood stains out of work shirts.
The thing that drives me nuts about this point of the winter is seeing people on social media posting pictures laying on the beach or in a hammock looking out onto the water from a resort. I just want to scream "We get it...you're in paradise and I am freezing my hoo-rahs off." With that said, I better start planning my next trip to a...
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The people have decided to vote to eliminate the thimble from Monopoly. This is a travesty. I have lost all faith in democracy...
caraphernelia:
I don't understand either :o
Let's be honest here: Valentines Day is a sham. Common sense and every fortune cookie in the world tells you that you can't buy love. Why is it, then, that so many people put so much stock in a holiday that asks you to validate your love for someone by buying them material things? If you love someone, you should be able to show it...
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Lets be honest here, I blog about a bunch of stupid things. Primarily, I find it is important to not take life seriously. However, many times it is simply because I've got nothing to bring to the table. Truth be told, I like to think I am full of intelligence, capable of posting meaningful, or at least humorous rhetoric.
Sadly, this time is not one...
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We get a blizzard, I am stranded. I can tell you with much confidence that the only restaurants around that do not care about its workers are McDonalds and Taco Bell...they are literally the only places open...
Does anyone else watch Donald Trump speak and think..."Wait, did he just make a lewd gesture with his hands? I'm pretty sure he gave the "blowjob sign" while he was talking about the Dakota Access Pipeline....
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skrach:
@caraphernelia, I see you are from Canada. Any chance you can convince your people to allow a few of our states to join your country? Pretty please?
caraphernelia:
I wish I had this power hahaha :) but I think what would be the best is just get Trump out of presidency
There is nothing that drives me more nuts than those who act one way to my face, but another way behind my back. Integrity is the ability to say exactly how you feel to a person's face. If you feel the need to talk about me behind my back, feel free to walk in front of the nearest moving bus.
Grrrrrrr.
caraphernelia:
I feel the same, it's really frustrating
I've had a stomach bug the whole day and now I'm watching a movie where aliens are overgrown cockroaches. Smart move Andy...