I'm feeling unoriginal so I stole this from some other profile. Hell, it will give me something to do to kill time and something for you to do so you can avoid whatever you need to do as well. Win/win baby.
FIRSTS:
1. First concert: Nelson (Now those were some hot chicks)
2. First car: 68' Plymouth Biscayne (The Tank)
3. First real kiss: Riding...
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FIRSTS:
1. First concert: Nelson (Now those were some hot chicks)
2. First car: 68' Plymouth Biscayne (The Tank)
3. First real kiss: Riding...
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Updates are overrated.
I missed my 10 year high school reunion. Missed might be the wrong word, more like conveniently forgotten. But now that I'm on the "list" of alumni, I get the flood of emails from classmates who just insist on being in everyone's life again. I have talked with some of my old buddies and we're planning a silly happy hour for everyone...
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I missed my 10 year high school reunion. Missed might be the wrong word, more like conveniently forgotten. But now that I'm on the "list" of alumni, I get the flood of emails from classmates who just insist on being in everyone's life again. I have talked with some of my old buddies and we're planning a silly happy hour for everyone...
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supergp:
Shit. I was hoping for...
...actually, I was pretty much just checking in on what was up with you. So I got what I came here for.
...actually, I was pretty much just checking in on what was up with you. So I got what I came here for.
I fell in love with a stripper last night. But I drank so much I can't even remember what she looked like.
A buddy came in to town for a one night visit so of course that meant Christies Cabaret. Got there really early and were treated to "first timers". Poor things....half of em didn't even know to pick up the money we were leaving...
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A buddy came in to town for a one night visit so of course that meant Christies Cabaret. Got there really early and were treated to "first timers". Poor things....half of em didn't even know to pick up the money we were leaving...
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supergp:
That's what I hear about those places....but I've still never been.
cest_la_mae:
Crow misses you.
I ate an enchilada today.
How's that for an update?.....SUCK IT.
How's that for an update?.....SUCK IT.
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supergp:
I meant the enchilada. Did it enjoy being eaten? Are you and enchilada going out again?
cest_la_mae:
Ya know, I just remembered that I totally fed you that Iraq answer - smartest man alive, ha - I was using you to block Fred. 
It's strip Trivial Pursuit next weekend fo sho foo...
It's strip Trivial Pursuit next weekend fo sho foo...
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cest_la_mae:
I had a dream about you last night.
cest_la_mae:
I'm still laughing 
Actually, I think you were wearing some type of big hat.
Actually, I think you were wearing some type of big hat.
This weekend I spent a few hours at a local carnival. While I was there I became completely obsessed with watching the carnies. These particular carnies were the kind you see in movies. Dirty, shady, dangerous looking people. Every one of them looked like they would slit your throat if they caught you alone behind a tent.
I sparked up random conversations with some of...
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I sparked up random conversations with some of...
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Carnies make me feel dirty. Sexually.
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Hah, you're dirty...but clever
Perhaps carnies work at carnivals because if a carnie worked at Circuit City, it'd just be weird...
Step right up and notice our discounts on all PCs carrying Windows XP!
It just doesn't work...
carnies work at carnivals because that's where they belong.. they're CARNIES...not.. CIRCUIT CITY-IES
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Perhaps carnies work at carnivals because if a carnie worked at Circuit City, it'd just be weird...
Step right up and notice our discounts on all PCs carrying Windows XP!
It just doesn't work...
carnies work at carnivals because that's where they belong.. they're CARNIES...not.. CIRCUIT CITY-IES
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'Ad me a bo-peep over at Sailor n' Freds last night. Tossed back a few pig ears and went through about 20 toe-tags. Sailor was drinkin' nose n' chin but I can't touch the stuff. One tiddley wink and I'll be Moby. Pretty much just sat around watchin' the custard n' jelly and talkin'. We did get Sailor to play the electric game. But she...
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supergp:
I like big words. It's a thing.
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I wish I talked like that. Like some kind of Essex prostitute from you know the 1800s..
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Almost an entire 8 hours of trying to motivate myself into doing my paperwork. I developed a severe case of ADD tonight. Everything distracted me...this site mostly but also anything in my visual range.
- I saw some pocket change on the counter, so I sorted all my coins and counted it.. ($23.77)
- My cat came in to see what the noise was so...
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- I saw some pocket change on the counter, so I sorted all my coins and counted it.. ($23.77)
- My cat came in to see what the noise was so...
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cest_la_mae:
Actually, I'm so not down with the Kelly thing.
I want to keep my fantasies of you + fred =
uncluttered
You just be sure to bring along your "romantic" self
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I want to keep my fantasies of you + fred =
uncluttered
You just be sure to bring along your "romantic" self
[Edited on Apr 15, 2005 3:27PM]
cest_la_mae:
hey, you guys started it...
*snicker*
gotta go see if my hair can be saved.
later.
*snicker*
gotta go see if my hair can be saved.
later.
Fuckin' Hootie...fuckin' media marketting.
"Folks dont front you cause you got the juice
Theres a train of ladies comin with a nice caboose
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
I can't get that song out of my head so I finally caved and went and bought one of these today. I didn't reach that special place Blowfish guy...
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"Folks dont front you cause you got the juice
Theres a train of ladies comin with a nice caboose
Never get in trouble, never need an excuse
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
I can't get that song out of my head so I finally caved and went and bought one of these today. I didn't reach that special place Blowfish guy...
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when that wendy's commercial came on, my friends and I all felt a slight ache and waved goodbye to yet another artist selling out and sailing away on the goodship washington... grr
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Missed Bikini again but still had a good time although its not the same without Sailor. *hug*
Bought this game called Lightning Reaction where the point is to not get an electrical shock. Sounds fun right. It's like Musical chairs as in you hold these metal handles and wait for the music to stop and the light to turn green. The last person to push...
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Bought this game called Lightning Reaction where the point is to not get an electrical shock. Sounds fun right. It's like Musical chairs as in you hold these metal handles and wait for the music to stop and the light to turn green. The last person to push...
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cest_la_mae:
Fred insane ???
It was the classic case of frustration turned nuclear.
I hate to make people feel like they have to tiptoe around me but sometimes I'm inconsolable and it's best to just pretend I'm not there.
I'll play next time but that thing is not getting anywhere near my nipples.
It was the classic case of frustration turned nuclear.
I hate to make people feel like they have to tiptoe around me but sometimes I'm inconsolable and it's best to just pretend I'm not there.
I'll play next time but that thing is not getting anywhere near my nipples.
Who's making excuses now ???