skorp

Yeah...so I was bad. Shoot me.

I just drove home after a few too many beers. I told my friends if I still have beer left in my 12 pack that I'm okay to drive...so they do as instructed and I leave. But as I drive I realize with one hand covering my left eye that I really shouldn't be behind the wheel and maybe I should have just stayed. I'm varying my speed between 65 and 85mph. Things look weird but I just keep the foot on the gas while trying to keep myself between those two white lines. After about 15 minutes I pull into my apartment complex and do the regular self high-five that comes with arriving home safely (meaning no jail time or serious injury) and I sit there and think, "Another night I pulled it off, but next time I just won't drive."
You know how many times I've said that? I think by finally writing this down it may be the realization I need. I will read this tommorrow and see that I did something bad and hopefully that will be enough to discourage me from doing it again. But I'm safe at home and I had a great night and thats all that matters right now so lets leave it at that. G'night......