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Yoooooo!!!!

I am now a cue ball.

Advantages:

1. Using a loofa on your head is soooooo pleasurable. Facial scrubs, etc., go the same. MMMM.
2. Using my head as percussion.
3. Somewhere to put extra hand lotion.
4. Going for the Richie Hawtin look.

Disadvantaages:

1. Razors, Razors, Razors.
2. Being called cue ball for the rest of my days as I am whiter than white.

I'm going back to my loofa. MMM. G'night kids.